Colour me racist, but...

Well, pretty much.

If you're going to criticise the quality of somebody else's English then the least you could do is write in a "half decent" manner yourself.



^ I didn't think it needed spelling out, but fair enough. ;)

Sorry, did you not understand my OP?
Get a grip :rolleyes:
 
LOL

Capital One are the best, a recent conversation....


"Hello Mr G|mp, my name is Keith calling from Capital One"

"No it isn't, what's your real name"

"My name is Keith Mr G|mp, can I take your account number please?"

"No it isn't, tell me your real name dude and I'll talk to you"

"My real name is Rakesh Mr G|mp, can I have your number please?"

"Sup Rakesh, yeah it's.............."

Totally agree with the sentiment. Call centre staff wherever they are are reading a script and seem to hate their jobs. The least people can do is not come the raw prawn with some bull****e name.

I've had a few conversations with "John" and "David" where I strongly suspected those names were a front!;)
 
I have a problem with accents I don't hear often.

Most American accents I'm fine with (thank you Hollywood), some Scottish are hard though.

I have to talk to someone with a strong french accent and I find it hard, veyer hard - especially as it's highly technical conversation so I'm trying to think to understand the words, then think to understand what it means - and before thenext sentance comes out.

Indians can be good or bad, depends on the person - for me I've heard quite a a few indian accents so don't find most too hard, there's a lot of variance though.

Are you wrong to say you can't understand them? No. It's your problem but they're not helping you with it.
 
I understand them, but the majority of them are just stupid. Or maybe that's just Virgin Media.

:confused:: Hello, this is Buzz Jackson, how can I help you today?
:cool:: Is that really your name?
:confused:: Yes please sir, how can I help you?
:(: My broadband has been disconnected since last night, can you send an engineer down?
:confused:: Please to sir, please can to try rebooting your modem sir, please sir.
:rolleyes:: I did that just a minute before I called you, I don't think it is going to help.
:confused: Please to sir, please removing the thick white cable and disconnect from the mains, please to sir.
:rolleyes:: Okay...
:confused:: Now wait 30 seconds, please to sir.
:rolleyes:: Okay...
:confused:: Please to sir, please reconnecting the cables to the cable modem sir.
:rolleyes:: Done.
:confused:: Please to sir, which lights are remaining on the modem please?
:rolleyes:: Just the one on the left, a solid blue light.
:confused:: It is not flashing please to sir?
:rolleyes:: No.
:confused:: Okay, I am seeing on the system that there is a problem affecting your area please to sir.
:rolleyes:: :mad:

I bloody love curry.
 
I understand them, but the majority of them are just stupid. Or maybe that's just Virgin Media.

:confused:: Hello, this is Buzz Jackson, how can I help you today?
:cool:: Is that really your name?
:confused:: Yes please sir, how can I help you?
:(: My broadband has been disconnected since last night, can you send an engineer down?
:confused:: Please to sir, please can to try rebooting your modem sir, please sir.
:rolleyes:: I did that just a minute before I called you, I don't think it is going to help.
:confused: Please to sir, please removing the thick white cable and disconnect from the mains, please to sir.
:rolleyes:: Okay...
:confused:: Now wait 30 seconds, please to sir.
:rolleyes:: Okay...
:confused:: Please to sir, please reconnecting the cables to the cable modem sir.
:rolleyes:: Done.
:confused:: Please to sir, which lights are remaining on the modem please?
:rolleyes:: Just the one on the left, a solid blue light.
:confused:: It is not flashing please to sir?
:rolleyes:: No.
:confused:: Okay, I am seeing on the system that there is a problem affecting your area please to sir.
:rolleyes:: :mad:

I bloody love curry.

This post is the first good thing that's happened to me today :)
 
I understand them, but the majority of them are just stupid. Or maybe that's just Virgin Media.

:confused:: Hello, this is Buzz Jackson, how can I help you today?
:cool:: Is that really your name?
:confused:: Yes please sir, how can I help you?
:(: My broadband has been disconnected since last night, can you send an engineer down?
:confused:: Please to sir, please can to try rebooting your modem sir, please sir.
:rolleyes:: I did that just a minute before I called you, I don't think it is going to help.
:confused: Please to sir, please removing the thick white cable and disconnect from the mains, please to sir.
:rolleyes:: Okay...
:confused:: Now wait 30 seconds, please to sir.
:rolleyes:: Okay...
:confused:: Please to sir, please reconnecting the cables to the cable modem sir.
:rolleyes:: Done.
:confused:: Please to sir, which lights are remaining on the modem please?
:rolleyes:: Just the one on the left, a solid blue light.
:confused:: It is not flashing please to sir?
:rolleyes:: No.
:confused:: Okay, I am seeing on the system that there is a problem affecting your area please to sir.
:rolleyes:: :mad:

I bloody love curry.

Sounds perfectly like some of my conversations with Indian call centres.
 
I understand them, but the majority of them are just stupid. Or maybe that's just Virgin Media.

:confused:: Hello, this is Buzz Jackson, how can I help you today?
:cool:: Is that really your name?
:confused:: Yes please sir, how can I help you?
:(: My broadband has been disconnected since last night, can you send an engineer down?
:confused:: Please to sir, please can to try rebooting your modem sir, please sir.
:rolleyes:: I did that just a minute before I called you, I don't think it is going to help.
:confused: Please to sir, please removing the thick white cable and disconnect from the mains, please to sir.
:rolleyes:: Okay...
:confused:: Now wait 30 seconds, please to sir.
:rolleyes:: Okay...
:confused:: Please to sir, please reconnecting the cables to the cable modem sir.
:rolleyes:: Done.
:confused:: Please to sir, which lights are remaining on the modem please?
:rolleyes:: Just the one on the left, a solid blue light.
:confused:: It is not flashing please to sir?
:rolleyes:: No.
:confused:: Okay, I am seeing on the system that there is a problem affecting your area please to sir.
:rolleyes:: :mad:

I bloody love curry.

This post is a work of art. Appealing to my sense of order :D
 
I have a problem with accents I don't hear often.

Most American accents I'm fine with (thank you Hollywood), some Scottish are hard though.

I have to talk to someone with a strong french accent and I find it hard, veyer hard - especially as it's highly technical conversation so I'm trying to think to understand the words, then think to understand what it means - and before thenext sentance comes out.

Indians can be good or bad, depends on the person - for me I've heard quite a a few indian accents so don't find most too hard, there's a lot of variance though.

Are you wrong to say you can't understand them? No. It's your problem but they're not helping you with it.

There's an Irish lass I know that I cannot understand on the phone! It must be the phone as I can understand her face to face (just!) but on the phone her accent is soo thick!

But as she's rather good looking it doesn't annoy me like the Indian call centres!
 
I think I had a very lucky experience with an Indian call centre.

The SSD on my Dell Laptop broke, the guy told me to open the laptop to reseat it, I said I didn't have any tools, he said right, a repair guy will come to your house tommorow with a new SSD, and the repair guy came the next day.

Easy :cool:
 
Capital One are the best, a recent conversation....


"Hello Mr G|mp, my name is Keith calling from Capital One"

"No it isn't, what's your real name"

my mate Daryl insisted the call centre bloke called him Ranjit Patel after the other bloke gave a pretend name :p
 
I think my local takeaway has outsourced their call answering

I rang up to order a curry the other day and I could swear the bloke that took my order was Indian :eek:
 
While I share your grievances with hardly-coherent Indian accents, a call-center in the UK would be equally frustrating to call. You'd get the same dumb answers.

I don't know, the tech support at O2 are superb. If you know what you're talking about they'll give you any information you need. :)
 
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