Some things traditionally Scottish but aren't:
Whisky - Or should I say Whiskey as the first legal distillery was in Northern Ireland.
The kilt - Oh wait, that's a Norse invention.
Haggis - Oh dear, the first published recipe for haggis cites it as Lancastrian in origin.
Bagpipes - I'm afraid the Greeks get the credit for that one.
Wife beating - We have a winner at last.
Whisky - Or should I say Whiskey as the first legal distillery was in Northern Ireland.
The kilt - Oh wait, that's a Norse invention.
Haggis - Oh dear, the first published recipe for haggis cites it as Lancastrian in origin.
Bagpipes - I'm afraid the Greeks get the credit for that one.
Wife beating - We have a winner at last.