Comeback(s) for.. "I'm hungry" and "It's hot in here"

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Hello GD,

Need some help again.. :o

Target: females
Location: in class so it cannot be too dodgy to get me into trouble


For.. "I'm hungry" I was thinking along the lines of - do you want to nibble on a jumbo sausage?

"It's hot in here" - why don't you take off all your clothes?


I know you guys can do better :p
 
So you didn't want to say something dodgy in a classroom and thats the first thing you came up with?

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Well those lines will certainly get you into their panties (if they're wearing any).

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I have NEVER heard a female state 'It's hot in here', real females only ever feel cold no matter how hot it is. Has to be a Lady-Boy.
 
"Excuse me, could you please postpone your statement to give me time to request a humorous reply from an online message board dedicated to computers and entertainment technology?"
 
How about a come back to this, speaking to a girl on the phone for 3 hours tonight who I've never met, she is not from this country and says something I don't quite catch, so I say pardon? she says it twice and I'm still struggling (hey I'm half baked) so I say what? she says your simple and blonde, I say huh? so she says 5 times over (regardless of what I say in return) so I don't know about you but that wound me up big time, so I say well wtf you talking to me for then? Just because I can't understand what you said right then, it aint my fault is it? so she just says your simple and blonde, so I told her to f off and cut her off

Ok now I'm open to abuse, but that pi$$ed me off

I can almost predict what the replies on here will be, but hey look someone has bigger problems ha ha

EDIT: and btw supposed to meet her sunday, that aint going to happen now, can you imagine me saying that to her?
 
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Fossil said:
Hello GD,

Need some help again.. :o

Target: females
Location: in class so it cannot be too dodgy to get me into trouble


For.. "I'm hungry" I was thinking along the lines of - do you want to nibble on a jumbo sausage?

"It's hot in here" - why don't you take off all your clothes?


I know you guys can do better :p
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Jumbo sausage really? C'mon man, flirting has to be atleast 9000 times more subtle, I reckon some men have managed to get laid using a differential on the jumbo sausage, but a)you need to a jumbo sausage to back up your ridiculous claim or b) a humoungus amoung self confidence.

As Cliché'd as it might sound, the most success I've ever had, is just being myself. But then, maybe I have an awesome personality, maybe.
 
Bwahahahahaha!!! I didn't predict that, "that is the smell of desire my lady" ha ah ahahahaaa

EDIT: and back to original question, for all you know she could be like slinging a sausage up the high street ho ho ho
 
What about if you sing 'this food is hot in here' by combining the two jokes, spontanious combustion is almost a certainty.
 
I would look at her and say, wtf are you talking about you crazy wet sandwich, can't you see I'm leading class here and I am progressing to greatness just existing right now, back the truck up, listen and learn biatch
 
I appreciate what you're trying to do here; but we're not going to be here every time you want something funny to say. After a while, she'll realise that you're just not that quick off the mark and the first few times must have been some kind of fluke... because ever since then the jokes you make are about giant sausages and make her cringe.

Instead of trying to be comic genius, just go up to her, grab a chair, sit with her and say "lets go out some time" and leave it at that.

You probably don't need to make a thread for date ideas, because if you do, there's no hope :(
 
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