‘I want to win the NZXT S340 because…’
........ do you know what S340… I’ve been watching you for some time… barely able to keep my eyes off you. I’ve been telling my friends all about you, talking you up to others…..
That NZXT case looks great for the £££. I'd be tempted to get one of those.
And since I’ve been wanting you to be my Doris.
The thing is….. I already have a Doris…… and I’ve tried to be loyal…. I’ve tried to be good. But there’s just something about you! My Doris isn’t making things easy for me either…. It’s like she wants me to get another case. This is her… I mean…. Look at her…..
She won’t let me manage her cables, she won’t work on any airflow with me….. dammit…. She won’t even let me put my radiator inside her.
I know you will.
Things have gotten so bad that she won’t even come out of the cupboard now.
I suspect she’s having an affair with either the Onkyo, or more probably the slow cooker… They spend hours together in there. What I want is a Doris who I am proud to have one my arm….. on display.
I’ll look after you well….. so well. You won’t get any own brand window cleaning products……oh no, none of this to smear your window:
No…. This is how I’ll treat you…. Your window will get the full 4 actions I promise.
I’ll dust you every day….. I won’t let you get any build up. I’ve made mistakes in my past don’t get me wrong…. I’m no angel….
But I’ve learnt from them. How do you fancy a go of my collection now?
So….. S340….. I want you… I want to win you over.
Whatdya say?
