Completely cringe worthy moments

FBi7 said:
About 12 years ago, I was enjoying a nice relaxing bath. The Mrs came into the bathroom to chat.

Anyway, after a short while, it was time to get out. I started to drain the bath, stood up and began drying myself. Mrs still in the bathroom at this point.

As I was drying myself, I felt the urge to fart. I stupidly thought, 'this is going to sound epic with wet bum cheeks' so beared down quite hard.

Fart sounded more wet than epic. Look of horror on the Mrs' face. I look down. Brown stuff trickling down my leg.

Mortified. Back in the shower to re-cleanse. I wasn't unwell before or after that incident so I have no idea why it happened.
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This is the winner so far for me. :D:D:D The line 'this is going to sound epic with wet bum cheeks' finished me haha

I doff my hat to you good Sir!
 
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