Condometric

[Mat]

http://www.gizmag.com/condometric-the-condom-that-measures-the-size-of-your-penis/10445/

"The Condometric is a condom with a measuring ruler printed on the side "

 

[antijoke]

Only upto 10 inches, pah.

 

[whitecrook]

"What sie is my penis?"
"Is is smaller or larger than my mates?"
"Does size matter?"

and "For men without hangups"

LOL.. Surely a contradiction in terms.

 

[Pilky01]

That would just be embarrassing

 

[antijoke]

reservoir tip

Indeed, that’s all the information available right now, apart from the FAQs which tell us that it’s a single-use product and that the ink doesn’t rub off (though we guess it might be fun trying).

lol

 

[Greebo]

That would just be embarrassing

Speak for yourself...................

 

[Freefaller]

At least it gets to 25cm! It'd be pointless otherwise.

 

[utajoker]

whata wrong with a ruler?

 

[Mat]

"Sadly, the Condometric only measures to a penis length of 25 cm so we were unable to perform any product testing with any of Gizmag's regular writers.
: )"

Its nice to know that the typically serious Gizmag team do have a sense of humour afterall.

 

[NickK]

Well it could be used for ladies too.. depth gauge.. with a guy's help.

 

[Booner!]

I wouldn't mind volunteering to depth gauge women...

 

[platypus]

No more false advertising, at least!

 

[Morba]

right, why do condoms come flavoured? i see no point!

 

[Mat]

..

 

[antijoke]

right, why do condoms come flavoured? i see no point!

For vegetarians.

 

[Barry Smalley]

For vegetarians.

 

[platypus]

right, why do condoms come flavoured? i see no point!

Because some women don't like the taste whilst performing oral sex. So you need a method to encourage them.

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

I thought inches were the universally accepted unit of penis measurement.

That there would have me reaching for a calculator.

 

[Cosimo]

Does it come in many colours?

 

[theNude]

Do they do one in mm?