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Spray on calculator, whatever next. !
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Nah, it says 15.325 cm
Nah, thats a mark on the screen. I dropped it. Honest.
Actually wait, nowt wrong with 15cm. Thats average isnt it?
Great post, but where could I get a Tonguedom from
Have some stars from me, great thread !
I didnt know std's can come from the mouth.
learn something new everyday
you are joking, right?
Great post, but where could I get a Tonguedom from
i know i know. still, its always for the man to be protected.
hmm, tonguedom, might need to get that one on dragons den!
I didnt know std's can come from the mouth.
learn something new everyday
The man could have one and give it to the woman. Or, the woman could have caught one from someone else giving unprotected oral sex, then pass it onto you! Are you honestly telling me you didn't know that your mouth can carry an STD? You can even still get the same symptoms as you would down below.
You can actually get a "tonguedom" but I don't think it's called that.
I agree that handjob with no condom > blowjob with condom.
-Ad- you suck (you suck so badly its like one with a condom!)
your idea was taken before you even thought of it :/
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Great post, but where could I get a Tonguedom from
Have some stars from me, great thread !
It's called a Dental Dam.
http://www.britishcondoms.co.uk/dental-dams/
so its like a rubber flannel. no thanks!
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Indeed
I can imagine it wouldn't be the most pleasant thing to lick. Similar to licking a balloon I imagine 
Indeed
lmfao
-Ad- you suck (you suck so badly its like one with a condom!)
your idea was taken before you even thought of it :/
What the hell, I thought we could have had something there. Should have checked the damn patent website
Who would volunteer to test it out on Deborah Meaden
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Who would volunteer to test it out on Deborah Meaden
I'd rock that old cow's world. She needs a smile put on her face to be honest.
What the hell, I thought we could have had something there. Should have checked the damn patent website
Who would volunteer to test it out on Deborah Meaden
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
everytime i see her now, i think of harry enfield playing her
(now thats an even worse thought!)153.25cm?
Well thanks. I'm glad you think I have to drag my manhood along the ground after me.
Genuine lol here.
Hell ye she does, as I doubt her husband has gone near her without a barge pole, full hazmad suit, and conc. Hydroflouric acid !
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
everytime i see her now, i think of harry enfield playing her
Similar levels of attractivness !