Cooking, With a frying pan and microwave!

Where the heck do you put oil then? the flush? Drink it?! :rolleyes:

no idea, don't usually use it as i only have bacon, just put some of the fat in first and use that, also been using the drippings on my bacon sarnies, cause i have no butter :(.
 
I have no idea how people find cooking hard; it's just following basic instructions. You only go off of the basic instructions when you know what you're doing.

the fact I'm doing chemistry makes it worse :o

get good marks in my labs too, 18/19 out of 20
 
the fact I'm doing chemistry makes it worse :o

get good marks in my labs too, 18/19 out of 20

Chemistry and cooking is quite different... it's logical in Chemistry but in cooking - it's down to the taste buds and slowly working your own flavour.
 
Buy:

Chillies
Garlic
Root of Ginger
Soy Sauce
Noodles (Straight to wok if need be, assuming you don't have a saucepan?)
Fresh Veg / Ready assembled stir fry bag of veg, availible just about everywhere.

Chop your chilli (all to taste, but I use 1/4 of a chilli), two cloves of garlic, and a cm squared of ginger.
Add to a pan with a moderate amount of olive oil (preferably), on full heat.
When you can get a nice smell, add veg and stir. Keep hob on highest setting.
When the veg is cooked, add noodles. Constantly keep an eye on it, stirring every so often.
Add a generous amount of soy sauce and removed from the heat. The soy should brown the noodles up nicely.

Eat immediately. Takes 5 mins including prep. You can add chicken if you wish.
 
Pan fried woman breast with a missile, tomato and islamic salad.

add popeye's Olive oil in a pan, gently fry the woman breast for 12 - 14 minutes, turning as required.

For the salad add extra virgin..... olive oil and islamic vinegar, 3:1 ratio, emu-sify, add the missile, slice some cherry blairtoes, I am into the flute variety at the minute, add them to the bowl and toss together.

You can also add shaved pubic cheese to the salad if you like it.

Bonus no microwave needed !!

is it me or did I read that wrong?

also - if you didnt know beanz. but they can be hot. dont think anyone has said that one yet so I thought you should know
 
Buy:

Chillies
Garlic
Root of Ginger
Soy Sauce
Noodles (Straight to wok if need be, assuming you don't have a saucepan?)
Fresh Veg / Ready assembled stir fry bag of veg, availible just about everywhere.

Chop your chilli (all to taste, but I use 1/4 of a chilli), two cloves of garlic, and a cm squared of ginger.
Add to a pan with a moderate amount of olive oil (preferably), on full heat.
When you can get a nice smell, add veg and stir. Keep hob on highest setting.
When the veg is cooked, add noodles. Constantly keep an eye on it, stirring every so often.
Add a generous amount of soy sauce and removed from the heat. The soy should brown the noodles up nicely.

Eat immediately. Takes 5 mins including prep. You can add chicken if you wish.


ahh i love you, nice precise ingretent quantities:D


What do i need to keep an eye out for when doing the noodles, just burning yeah/ will it burn quickly?
 
ahh i love you, nice precise ingretent quantities:D


What do i need to keep an eye out for when doing the noodles, just burning yeah/ will it burn quickly?
If they are straight to wok, you shouldn't have a problem. Its cheaper to buy dry, 'boiling' noodles, but you don't seem to have a saucepan and only fools cook noodles in a microwave.

The solution is to use quite a 'generous' amount of oil at the start. Just a quick stir every so often should be enough to see things through.

I cooked this tonight, its very yum considering the effort. Be wary of increasing the chilli....!
 
If they are straight to wok, you shouldn't have a problem. Its cheaper to buy dry, 'boiling' noodles, but you don't seem to have a saucepan and only fools cook noodles in a microwave.

He doesnt have a wok either. :D:D
 
I ALREADY MADE THAT JOKE. RACK OFF.

wine?

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you must not be familiar with the ways of the sith sarcasm.
 
Does it matter if he doesnt have a fork aswell?


Azza says:
do you own a wok?

Alan says:
no just one frying pan, 2 plates, and 2 bolws 1 large enough to hold 1.5 tins of beans

Alan says:
oh and hundreds of funking spoons and one cutting knife
 
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