Where the heck do you put oil then? the flush? Drink it?!![]()
no idea, don't usually use it as i only have bacon, just put some of the fat in first and use that, also been using the drippings on my bacon sarnies, cause i have no butter

Where the heck do you put oil then? the flush? Drink it?!![]()
I have no idea how people find cooking hard; it's just following basic instructions. You only go off of the basic instructions when you know what you're doing.
the fact I'm doing chemistry makes it worse
get good marks in my labs too, 18/19 out of 20
Where the heck do you put oil then? the flush? Drink it?!![]()
slowly working your own flavour.
Put in a glass tumbler. Wait for it to cool. Scoop out with spoon and put in bin. Every day is a school day, oh yes siree.
Pan fried woman breast with a missile, tomato and islamic salad.
add popeye's Olive oil in a pan, gently fry the woman breast for 12 - 14 minutes, turning as required.
For the salad add extra virgin..... olive oil and islamic vinegar, 3:1 ratio, emu-sify, add the missile, slice some cherry blairtoes, I am into the flute variety at the minute, add them to the bowl and toss together.
You can also add shaved pubic cheese to the salad if you like it.
Bonus no microwave needed !!
Buy:
Chillies
Garlic
Root of Ginger
Soy Sauce
Noodles (Straight to wok if need be, assuming you don't have a saucepan?)
Fresh Veg / Ready assembled stir fry bag of veg, availible just about everywhere.
Chop your chilli (all to taste, but I use 1/4 of a chilli), two cloves of garlic, and a cm squared of ginger.
Add to a pan with a moderate amount of olive oil (preferably), on full heat.
When you can get a nice smell, add veg and stir. Keep hob on highest setting.
When the veg is cooked, add noodles. Constantly keep an eye on it, stirring every so often.
Add a generous amount of soy sauce and removed from the heat. The soy should brown the noodles up nicely.
Eat immediately. Takes 5 mins including prep. You can add chicken if you wish.
is it me or did I read that wrong?
also - if you didnt know beanz. but they can be hot. dont think anyone has said that one yet so I thought you should know
If they are straight to wok, you shouldn't have a problem. Its cheaper to buy dry, 'boiling' noodles, but you don't seem to have a saucepan and only fools cook noodles in a microwave.ahh i love you, nice precise ingretent quantities
What do i need to keep an eye out for when doing the noodles, just burning yeah/ will it burn quickly?
If they are straight to wok, you shouldn't have a problem. Its cheaper to buy dry, 'boiling' noodles, but you don't seem to have a saucepan and only fools cook noodles in a microwave.
You could have what I'm making tomorrow..
Bacon and melted brie in a baguette with cranberry sauce.
A frying pan will substituteHe doesnt have a wok either.![]()
I ALREADY MADE THAT JOKE. RACK OFF.
Azza says:
do you own a wok?
Alan says:
no just one frying pan, 2 plates, and 2 bolws 1 large enough to hold 1.5 tins of beans
Alan says:
oh and hundreds of funking spoons and one cutting knife
wine?
you must not be familiar with the ways of the sith sarcasm.