Cooking with iamdjdz: Omelettes for idiots!

Omelette fail.

Coming soon: How to make toast!

1. Cut slice of bread using scalpel found outside hospital dustbins.
2. Start car, allow to warm for 15 minutes
3. Sit behind car and gently toast bread in exhaust fumes until golden brown.
4. Enjoy
 
or...

beat 3 eggs
pour in to frying pan
mix around
once its turning omlette like fold in half
flip
plate


what you have made is cooked egg in a random shape.
 
Back
Top Bottom