Corrupt a wish

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I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!
 
You die due to the lack of oxygen.

I wish I could see the world.

You are seeing the world out of a window of an UFO being abducted to their home planet for breeding purposes! ;)

I wish I can live a happy and carefree life.
 
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You are seeing the world out of a window of an UFO being abducted to their home planet for breeding purposes! ;)

I wish I can live a happy and carefree life.

You wake up with the mind of a 4 year old. Ignorance is bliss.

Cupra said:
I wish I was a tree.

You get cut down and burnt.

I wish I could eat what I want and remain healthy.
 
its gets there but is the complete wrong order and covered in poo

i wish i was a little bit taller

you're a little bit taller, but all the extra height gained has come from your head getting bigger.

i wish that i could see through stuff.
 
you're a little bit taller, but all the extra height gained has come from your head getting bigger.

i wish that i could see through stuff.

You can, but you're HIV positive

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala

I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I could get with Leoshi
Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
You know I see her all the time
Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams
I can scheme of ways to make her mine
Cause I know she's livin phat
Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball
So how am I gonna compete with that
'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all
So I just lean upon the wall
Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
Who came to watch their men ball
Dag y'all! I never understood
Why the jocks get the fly girls
And me I get the hood rats
I tell 'em scat, skittle, skibobble
Got hit with a bottle
And put in the hospital, for talkin' that mess
I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city
That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
Glad I came to my senses
Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach
Overcome with my thoughts of me and her together
Right?
So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type

I wish I had a brand-new car
So far, I got this hatchback
And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at
And when I'm in my car I'm laid back
I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
But that's flat
And do you really wanna know what's really wack, What
See I can't even get a date
So, what do you think of that?
I heard that prom night is the bomb night
With a hood rat you can hold tight
But really tho' on figuero
When I'm in my car I can't even get a hello
Well so many people wanna cruise Crenshaw on Sunday
Well then I'm gonna have to get in my car and go
You know I take the 110 to the 105
Get off on Crenshaw tell my homies look alive
Cause it's hard to survive
Livin' in a concrete jungle and
These girls just keep passin' me by
She looks fly, she looks fly
Makes me say my, my, my
 
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