Corrupt a wish

geeza · 16 Dec 2007 at 19:11

I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

Arsey · 16 Dec 2007 at 19:12

You can fly but your wings fail every 10 minutes

I wish uni was free!

Ben M · 16 Dec 2007 at 19:13

Arsey said:
You can fly but your wings fail every 10 minutes

I wish uni was free!

free, except you aren't allowed to drink during termtime.

I wish that I had a nice new car.

ci_newman · 16 Dec 2007 at 19:15

Ben M said:
free, except you aren't allowed to drink during termtime.

I wish that I had a nice new car.

You get a new car, but it is a bright pink nissan Micra.

I wish I could go to the moon

me227 · 16 Dec 2007 at 19:17

ci_newman said:
You get a new car, but it is a bright pink nissan Micra.

I wish I could go to the moon

You die due to the lack of oxygen.

I wish I could see the world.

jak731 · 16 Dec 2007 at 19:18

ci_newman said:
You get a new car, but it is a bright pink nissan Micra.

I wish I could go to the moon

you get to the moon but you cant return to earth

i wish it wasnt so cold

Kell_ee001 · 16 Dec 2007 at 19:21

You're on fire.

I wish it wasn't Sunday already

(We've had this before, but it's a good game

)

RandomTom · 16 Dec 2007 at 19:21

jak731 said:
you get to the moon but you cant return to earth

i wish it wasnt so cold

it is now constantly 500 degrees, you boil

i wish that it snows this christmas

Ben M · 16 Dec 2007 at 19:22

RandomTom said:
it is now constantly 500 degrees, you boil

i wish that it snows this christmas

it snows... a lot... you get stuck in your home and die... enjoy

i wish that it could be christmas, everyday

mcc49 · 16 Dec 2007 at 19:23

me227 said:
You die due to the lack of oxygen.

I wish I could see the world.

You are seeing the world out of a window of an UFO being abducted to their home planet for breeding purposes!

I wish I can live a happy and carefree life.

Cupra · 16 Dec 2007 at 19:30

you dont care about your wife dieing

i wish i was a tree

me227 · 16 Dec 2007 at 19:30

mcc49 said:
You are seeing the world out of a window of an UFO being abducted to their home planet for breeding purposes!

I wish I can live a happy and carefree life.

You wake up with the mind of a 4 year old. Ignorance is bliss.

Cupra said:
I wish I was a tree.

You get cut down and burnt.

I wish I could eat what I want and remain healthy.

Greenlizard0 · 16 Dec 2007 at 19:32

me227 said:
You get cut down and burnt.

I wish I could eat what I want and remain healthy.

Fine, but you get a none food related illness.

I wish I breathe fire!

Ben M · 16 Dec 2007 at 19:34

Greenlizard0 said:
Fine, but you get a none food related illness.

I wish I breathe fire!

you breathe only fire

i wish that i was stunningly beautiful.

Tom0 · 16 Dec 2007 at 19:35

You're stunningly beautiful but have B.O.

I wish I was the worlds strongest man

Greenlizard0 · 16 Dec 2007 at 19:38

Tom0 said:
You're stunningly beautiful but have B.O.

I wish I was the worlds strongest man

Who has a little winky.

I wish my food would hurry upp!! :mad:

"andy" · 16 Dec 2007 at 19:39

its gets there but is the complete wrong order and covered in poo

i wish i was a little bit taller

Ben M · 16 Dec 2007 at 19:43

"andy" said:
its gets there but is the complete wrong order and covered in poo

i wish i was a little bit taller

you're a little bit taller, but all the extra height gained has come from your head getting bigger.

i wish that i could see through stuff.

cleanbluesky · 16 Dec 2007 at 19:45

Ben M said:
you're a little bit taller, but all the extra height gained has come from your head getting bigger.

i wish that i could see through stuff.

You can, but you're HIV positive

I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala

I wish I was like six-foot-nine
So I could get with Leoshi
Cause she don't know me but yo she's really fine
You know I see her all the time
Everywhere I go, and even in my dreams
I can scheme of ways to make her mine
Cause I know she's livin phat
Her boyfriend's tall and he plays ball
So how am I gonna compete with that
'Cause when it comes to playing basketball
I'm always last to be picked
And in some cases never picked at all
So I just lean upon the wall
Or sit up in the bleachers with the rest of the girls
Who came to watch their men ball
Dag y'all! I never understood
Why the jocks get the fly girls
And me I get the hood rats
I tell 'em scat, skittle, skibobble
Got hit with a bottle
And put in the hospital, for talkin' that mess
I confess it's a shame when you livin' in a city
That's the size of a box and nobody knows yo' name
Glad I came to my senses
Like quick-quick got sick-sick to my stomach
Overcome with my thoughts of me and her together
Right?
So when I asked her out she said I wasn't her type

I wish I had a brand-new car
So far, I got this hatchback
And everywhere I go, yo I gets laughed at
And when I'm in my car I'm laid back
I got an 8-track and a spare tire in the backseat
But that's flat
And do you really wanna know what's really wack, What
See I can't even get a date
So, what do you think of that?
I heard that prom night is the bomb night
With a hood rat you can hold tight
But really tho' on figuero
When I'm in my car I can't even get a hello
Well so many people wanna cruise Crenshaw on Sunday
Well then I'm gonna have to get in my car and go
You know I take the 110 to the 105
Get off on Crenshaw tell my homies look alive
Cause it's hard to survive
Livin' in a concrete jungle and
These girls just keep passin' me by
She looks fly, she looks fly
Makes me say my, my, my

Ben M · 16 Dec 2007 at 19:58

cleanbluesky said:
*snip*

EPIC FAIL.