Corrupt a wish

Aod said:
you aren't ginger as such, but your hair is actually fire. all the time. anything that touches it gets burnt, as it would a normal flame.

i wish the person i love reciprocated my feelings.
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they do but they turn into a man with hormone problems.

I wish for more wishes

meh late
 
sormicoft said:
you can have your work done
but you're found out for cheating and your lecturer bends you over the desk and exacts punishment

I wish i had a 360 that wouldnt die
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you could just open it up and reseat the fan that causes the red lights from death but microsoft sue your arse for breaching rules

i wish i could keep up with threads and not post ones 20 mins late
 
Done, you spend your life constantly refreshing each page so as to keep up with new posts but die from thirst due to inability to leave the computer.

I wish for an encyclopedic knowledge of my degree course negating the need for study.
 
Antar Boaleisk said:
Done, you spend your life constantly refreshing each page so as to keep up with new posts but die from thirst due to inability to leave the computer.

I wish for an encyclopedic knowledge of my degree course negating the need for study.
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With all this extra knowledge theres no room for the rest so you forget how to love so so kill yourself

I wish I could find a bowl to fit 6 weetabix in one go without having to mash them or turn them on to the sides
 
ste_bla said:
With all this extra knowledge theres no room for the rest so you forget how to love so so kill yourself

I wish I could find a bowl to fit 6 weetabix in one go without having to mash them or turn them on to the sides
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You find a bowl to fit all 6 wheatabix in but your mouth shrinks to the size of a pea so you cannot eat any.

I wish i could understand the meaning of life.
 
Sinny said:
You find a bowl to fit all 6 wheatabix in but your mouth shrinks to the size of a pea so you cannot eat any.

I wish i could understand the meaning of life.
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Once you understand the meaning of life you realise that you have to sleep with your mother.

I wish I could find my passport :(
 
Greenlizard0 said:
Once you understand the meaning of life you realise that you have to sleep with your mother.

I wish I could find my passport :(
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you find your passport, only to discover it expired yesterday.

i wish i knew what the hell Vasquez meant when he corrupted my wish!
 
Gillywibble said:
Bunny Rabbit.

I wish I was good at CS source.
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You become good at CS source, but it consumes your life and you have nothing other than CS source. Other people are better than merely good, so you've exchanged everything in life for being a second division CS source player.

I wish I owned a Mark 2 Jaguar in mint condition.
 
Angilion said:
You become good at CS source, but it consumes your life and you have nothing other than CS source. Other people are better than merely good, so you've exchanged everything in life for being a second division CS source player.

I wish I owned a Mark 2 Jaguar in mint condition.
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You get a Jag MkII and petrol prices rise above £5/ltr.

I wish I owned a multi-million pound company.
 
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