Corrupt a wish

You can, but you need to stick your fingers down your throat after every time you eat and throw up!

I wish I could afford to live in a different country every 6 months.

Granted. Here is a list of your destinations.

1 - North Korea - Tortured for 6 months as they believe you to be a spy.
2 - Iraq - Shot in the leg and have to have your leg ambulated.
3 - Afghanistan - Your wheel chair roles over a IED , You loose 2 arms.
4 - Burma - You are kidnapped and all of your belongings stolen.
5 - Sierra leone - You catch aids after being gang raped by the local war lords army.


I wish i could buy anything i wanted.
 
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You end up being that annoyingly always happy person that everyone hates behind your back

I wish my boss would be fired so I was paid a fair wage and I had a proper job description
 
You'll always be happy but too stupid to realise you have downs syndrome and will die young.

I wish I could have sex with my Mum

You have sex with your mum, which is really its own punishment. Bad enough that it's sloppy seconds....

I wish it was cheaper for me to get to Southampton and back.
 
You have sex with your mum, which is really its own punishment. Bad enough that it's sloppy seconds....

I wish it was cheaper for me to get to Southampton and back.

it is cheaper by one pence.

i wish the room would stop swaying from me going sailing for 2 days straight.
 
it is cheaper by one pence.

i wish the room would stop swaying from me going sailing for 2 days straight.

It stops swaying but a massive kraken descends from the depth to consume the ship!

I wish that I didn't have to go to work tommorow and do a stupid course!
 
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