Corrupt a wish

[A2Z]

I wish i could eat what i wanted but never get fat.

You can, but you need to stick your fingers down your throat after every time you eat and throw up!

I wish I could afford to live in a different country every 6 months.

 

[sanaxe1]

You can, but you need to stick your fingers down your throat after every time you eat and throw up!

I wish I could afford to live in a different country every 6 months.

Granted. Here is a list of your destinations.

1 - North Korea - Tortured for 6 months as they believe you to be a spy.
2 - Iraq - Shot in the leg and have to have your leg ambulated.
3 - Afghanistan - Your wheel chair roles over a IED , You loose 2 arms.
4 - Burma - You are kidnapped and all of your belongings stolen.
5 - Sierra leone - You catch aids after being gang raped by the local war lords army.


I wish i could buy anything i wanted.

 

[xJcBx]

I wish i could buy anything i wanted.

You can, but every time you buy something one of Pinter75's kittens dies.

I wish I could get A's in my A-Levels without trying anymore.

 

[ac1d1ty]

You can, but every time you buy something one of Pinter75's kittens dies.

I wish I could get A's in my A-Levels without trying anymore.

You get all A's but end up working in mcdonalds for life.

I wish I could be happy.

 

[didgemaster]

You end up being that annoyingly always happy person that everyone hates behind your back

I wish my boss would be fired so I was paid a fair wage and I had a proper job description

 

[Christo]

You get all A's but end up working in mcdonalds for life.

I wish I could be happy.

You'll always be happy but too stupid to realise you have downs syndrome and will die young.

I wish I could have sex with my Mum

 

[Deadbeat]

You'll always be happy but too stupid to realise you have downs syndrome and will die young.

I wish I could have sex with my Mum

You have sex with your mum, which is really its own punishment. Bad enough that it's sloppy seconds....

I wish it was cheaper for me to get to Southampton and back.

 

[V4nger]

You have sex with your mum, which is really its own punishment. Bad enough that it's sloppy seconds....

I wish it was cheaper for me to get to Southampton and back.

it is cheaper by one pence.

i wish the room would stop swaying from me going sailing for 2 days straight.

 

[Seasaw]

it is cheaper by one pence.

i wish the room would stop swaying from me going sailing for 2 days straight.

It stops swaying but a massive kraken descends from the depth to consume the ship!

I wish that I didn't have to go to work tommorow and do a stupid course!

 

[mingeroonie]

It stops swaying but a massive kraken descends from the depth to consume the ship!

I wish that I didn't have to go to work tommorow and do a stupid course!

Your boss rings you tonight and fires you

I wish the grass in my garden was nice and green

 

[Peterpoose]

Your boss rings you tonight and fires you

I wish the grass in my garden was nice and green

But you own 100 Dogs with diarrhea

I wish i could have unlimited wishes.

 

[No1newts]

But you own 100 Dogs with diarrhea

I wish i could have unlimited wishes.

Granted, but they never come true (not even this one!)

I wish my neck didn't hurt

 

[kalvindeane]

Your neck never hurts again. You are completely paralyzed.
I wish my sister would stop shaking my tin of Dust Off

 

[silversurfer]

The tin explodes
I wish the gulf oil leak would stop

 

[Adsta]

it stops, instead it burns all together ending all the animal life there.

I wish I pass yesterday's intreview

You pass, but you have to do the work on your knees all the time

I wish I had superpowers

 

[kalvindeane]

You pass, but you have to do the work on your knees all the time

I wish I had superpowers

You gain the same powers as the Spleen from Mystery Men.
I wish I had some Yop with me !