I wish i could eat what i wanted but never get fat.
You can, but you need to stick your fingers down your throat after every time you eat and throw up!
I wish I could afford to live in a different country every 6 months.
I wish i could eat what i wanted but never get fat.
You can, but you need to stick your fingers down your throat after every time you eat and throw up!
I wish I could afford to live in a different country every 6 months.
I wish i could buy anything i wanted.
You can, but every time you buy something one of Pinter75's kittens dies.
I wish I could get A's in my A-Levels without trying anymore.
You get all A's but end up working in mcdonalds for life.
I wish I could be happy.
You'll always be happy but too stupid to realise you have downs syndrome and will die young.
I wish I could have sex with my Mum
You have sex with your mum, which is really its own punishment. Bad enough that it's sloppy seconds....
I wish it was cheaper for me to get to Southampton and back.
it is cheaper by one pence.
i wish the room would stop swaying from me going sailing for 2 days straight.
It stops swaying but a massive kraken descends from the depth to consume the ship!
I wish that I didn't have to go to work tommorow and do a stupid course!
Your boss rings you tonight and fires you
I wish the grass in my garden was nice and green![]()
But you own 100 Dogs with diarrhea
I wish i could have unlimited wishes.
it stops, instead it burns all together ending all the animal life there.
I wish I pass yesterday's intreview
You gain the same powers as the Spleen from Mystery Men.You pass, but you have to do the work on your knees all the time
I wish I had superpowers