Man of Honour
It was about £400 for a brain scan for me.
When I was a small boy, my older sister banged her head doing something silly that seemed like a good idea to her at the time. I forget what. Jumping off a roof, maybe. Nothing unusual at that age. Anyway, off to hospital to get her checked out just in case. The doctor looks at a scan of her head and tells our parents that it's OK, there's nothing there. Result! A doctor has confirmed what I always suspected - there's nothing in her head! She doesn't have a brain! Hahaha!
Younger siblings can be annoying gits.