But I've been on morphine and laughing gas most of the time, so didn't really feel it
You must have been on different laughing gas to me then as it did nothing for the pain for me!
All it did is distract me and made the police double over laughing at me as I was in hysterics.
Really? How on earth did he do that? At that speed there shouldn't even be much 'slide'. One of mine was around that speed (maybe 15mph) in suit trousers. I tore them and had a couple of marks and that was it... as I say, I didn't really slide going so slow.
You only need to slide 1 metre to reach bone on your hips through regular jeans or on poorly protected joints such as the elbow and knee.


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heal well soon!