CREATE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE : CERA HARDER

[FnG]magnolia · 30 Jan 2014 at 08:55

MICHAEL HAS AWOKEN IN HIS NEW, EVOLVED FORM. HE LOOKS AROUND, TRYING TO REMEMBER WHAT HE WAS DOING OR WHERE HE WAS.

SOMETHING ABOUT ... CHRISTMAS? HE CAN'T RECALL.

FAR MORE PRESSINGLY, HE MUST DESTROY DIGNITY INTO LAVATORY BREAK. HIS QUEST, IF HE CAN REMEMBER IT, MUST WAIT FOR JUST NOW.

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[FnG]magnolia · 31 Jan 2014 at 09:08

MICHAEL HAS DONE A LITTLE DANCE AND LEVITATED, BREAKING ALL THE COLOURS.

"WOOP WOOP!" HE SHOUTS, ICP-LIKE, BEFORE IMMEDIATELY TURNING INTO SHERLOCK HOLMES.

DETECTIVE SKILLS WILL BE IMPORTANT IN FINDING THE SECRET DOOR, HE THINKS.

MICHAEL IS IN A BLACK AND WHITE SPACE, FIRMLY LOCKED AT 60 FRAMES PER SECOND.

PERHAPS FINDING THE SECRET DOOR WILL LEAD HIM ON TO HIS REAL QUEST : SAVING CHRISTMAS!

HE SHOULD BE OKAY FOR TIME AS IT IS 11 MONTHS AWAY NOW, HE THINKS. MICHAEL IS THE WORST CHRISTMAS SAVER EVER.

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[FnG]magnolia · 31 Jan 2014 at 09:53

MICHAEL HAS DISCOVERED A <SECRET DOOR>!

THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME MUSIC COMING FROM BEHIND THE DOOR BUT MICHAEL IS TOO FAR AWAY TO MAKE ANYTHING MEANINGFUL FROM THE FAINT NOISE.

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[FnG]magnolia · 31 Jan 2014 at 10:26

MICHAEL RUNS TOWARDS THE SECRET DOOR. CHRISTMAS IS ON THE OTHER SIDE, HE WILL SAVE IT, IT'S SO CLOSE, HE WILL ...

SECRET DOOR ENTRY CODE REQUIRED

WHAT COULD THE SECRET DOOR CODE BE, MICHAEL WONDERS.

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[FnG]magnolia · 17 Dec 2014 at 18:54

CAN MICHAEL CERA SAVE CHRISTMAS - 2014 EDITION - CERA HARDEST!

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