CREATE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE : CERA HARDER

[[FnG]magnolia]

MICHAEL HAS NOW EVOLVED AND NEEDS TO REST TO ENJOY HIS LEVEL UP AND NEW COMMAND STRUCTURE LOOMING IN 0 (ZERO) CHARACTER TURNS.

MICHAEL IS READY TO CONTINUE HIS ADVENTURE AS A LEVEL <2> PLAYER!

WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE?

PLEASE ENTER YOUR COMMAND AND PRESS <ENTER> TO CONTINUE.


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[Skidder]

oooo, I like the sound of that! Kinda like charcoal black!



Ah the old, "I must be jelly" argument, Oh please! And if you actually read the thread then you'll realise I don't actually want Mags banned, I want him to work his life out because he's using this forum as a emotional crutch which has gotton worse over time. If that means he takes a week off from the forum and spend more time with his family then so be it. He's not a clown here for your amusement, and that's what most people here are forgetting, he's a real person with what seems to be deep seated problems.

Bless

 

[Skidder]

Michael Cera destroy dignity into lavatory break.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

MICHAEL HAS AWOKEN IN HIS NEW, EVOLVED FORM. HE LOOKS AROUND, TRYING TO REMEMBER WHAT HE WAS DOING OR WHERE HE WAS.

SOMETHING ABOUT ... CHRISTMAS? HE CAN'T RECALL.

FAR MORE PRESSINGLY, HE MUST DESTROY DIGNITY INTO LAVATORY BREAK. HIS QUEST, IF HE CAN REMEMBER IT, MUST WAIT FOR JUST NOW.

PLEASE ENTER YOUR COMMAND AND PRESS <ENTER> TO CONTINUE.


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[Skidder]

 

[:(Rhodri:)]

DO A LITTLE DANCE AT THE TEAR PUDDLE AND ASK ABOUT THE SECRET DOOR <ENTER>

 

[Jono8]

CONSIDER ANIME <ENTER>

 

[Judgeneo]

LEVITATE, "WHOOP WHOOP!", INTO DETECTIVE MODE AND SEARCH FOR THE SECRET DOOR <ENTER>

 

[Tom0]

Great, now I have the Digimon theme tune in my head.

Thanks a bunch

Thats what you took from that!?

Desensitised much!?

 

[On Holiday]

GD is a cesspit. Mags just happens to be at the top and poor old Rob is at the bottom trying his hardest to get higher.

 

[[TW]Sponge]

I'm not far off Rob to be brutally honest, in the way I find myself having to post in his threads about how awful it is.

Why can't I just not click on it and leave it be!

WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO LOOK IF I KNOW IT'S GOING TO ANNOY ME GOD DAMNIT

Anyway, sorry for de-railing, I'll let you carry on with whatever the hell it is you're doing in here.

 

[Theophany]

Anyway, sorry for de-railing, I'll let you carry on with whatever the hell it is you're doing in here.

Playing a text-based adventure game featuring Michael Cera and his (now questionable) quest to save Christmas. Keep up, sport.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

MICHAEL HAS DONE A LITTLE DANCE AND LEVITATED, BREAKING ALL THE COLOURS.

"WOOP WOOP!" HE SHOUTS, ICP-LIKE, BEFORE IMMEDIATELY TURNING INTO SHERLOCK HOLMES.

DETECTIVE SKILLS WILL BE IMPORTANT IN FINDING THE SECRET DOOR, HE THINKS.

MICHAEL IS IN A BLACK AND WHITE SPACE, FIRMLY LOCKED AT 60 FRAMES PER SECOND.

PERHAPS FINDING THE SECRET DOOR WILL LEAD HIM ON TO HIS REAL QUEST : SAVING CHRISTMAS!

HE SHOULD BE OKAY FOR TIME AS IT IS 11 MONTHS AWAY NOW, HE THINKS. MICHAEL IS THE WORST CHRISTMAS SAVER EVER.

PLEASE ENTER YOUR COMMAND AND PRESS <ENTER> TO CONTINUE.


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[Theophany]

> LEVITATE INTO SECRET DOOR <ENTER>

 

[Jono8]

LAVATORY BREAK <ENTER>

 

[Zethor]

put on wizard robe and hat <ENTER>

 

[Cosimo]

HOLD TOILET ROLL <ENTER>

 

[mrk]

PLACE DIGNITY INTO THE "SECRET DOOR"
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Heh.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

MICHAEL HAS DISCOVERED A <SECRET DOOR>!

THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME MUSIC COMING FROM BEHIND THE DOOR BUT MICHAEL IS TOO FAR AWAY TO MAKE ANYTHING MEANINGFUL FROM THE FAINT NOISE.

PLEASE ENTER YOUR COMMAND AND PRESS <ENTER> TO CONTINUE.


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[Jono8]

DO A LITTLE DANCE <ENTER>