Poll: Custard

[james.miller]

Mmm custard. Nice with tinned fruit too

 

[Squid Vicious]

Hot with apple crumble!

 

[memyselfandi]

Most of the poll options. Needs to be thick and served cold in most cases. And also, what no Jelly option?

Custard is to puddings what bacon is to non-puddings ... in general adding it improves everything.

 

[bimbleuk]

Small custard tarts or warm with a generous scoop of vanilla ice cream. The latter applies to rice pudding and semolina but cold straight from the tin is good too. Less to wash up.

 

[Cyclone]

Warm custard with vanilla ice cream, very nice

 

[Syla5]

never cold....savages!

 

[Yas786]

It's like anything runny.

Gravy, soup, chocolate sauce etc.

But at least the above taste nice, custard does not.

 

[sovietspybob]

5. Other - In the bin outside, far away from me where i could see or even smell the awful stuff

 

[J.T]

Sticky Toffee Pudding and Custard FTW!!!

 

[pastymuncher]

Got to be Ambrosia!! Hot with sponge, apple/apple & balckberry tart/crumble, steam puddings such as treacle pudding. Nom Nom!!

 

[Spuj]

Choccy sponge cake all mixed up into a yellowy brown chocolate mush with a cup o' tea!

Other; warm with a Cherry Bakewell.

Sticky toffee pudding.

Cold on Apple Pie.

Sticky toffy pudding

With sticky toffee pudding, cherry pie, apple strudel etc.

Hot on sticky toffee pudding.

Sticky Toffee Pudding

Apple crumble!

Warm with apple pie/crumble

Hot with apple crumble!

Sticky Toffee Pudding and Custard FTW!!!

All of these are wrong, these items should only be consumed with double cream. Having these with custard is ruining them

 

[Raymond Lin]

But at least the above taste nice, custard does not.

That's an opinion, not a fact.

It's just vanilla and sugar...lovely.

 

[Squid Vicious]

All of these are wrong, these items should only be consumed with double cream. Having these with custard is ruining them

You're wrong, crumble HAS to be eaten with Custard, Apple Pie on the other hand can be safely eaten with double cream.

 

[Resident]

Apple crumble!

This

 

[Raymond Lin]

You're wrong, crumble HAS to be eaten with Custard, Apple Pie on the other hand can be safely eaten with double cream.

It's a hot pastry thing with Apple inside of it, all the same to me

Plus Custard over Double cream any day of the week, double cream is for strawberries.

 

[hondo]

5. Never, its like yellow snot

Plus one. Puke !!!!

 

[Flibster]

Got to be other, all of the above.

Apple pies, steamed sponge with jam, trifles, fruit, sticky toffee pudding...

 

[OLDPHART]

Spotted dick and custard yum yum.

 

[chroniclard]

Hot custard on any of the follow.

Apple Pie
Apple Crumble
Jam Roly Poly
Most kinds of chocolate pudding
Treacle Sponge
All other sponges
Quality Street

 

[Chris Wilson]

I used to know a well known Manchester bookmaker who sent the company chauffeur out into Moss Side to find good looking prostitutes willing to throw warm custard on his boss whilst the hooker was naked and he, err, pleasured himself on his water bed. That was it. She got paid and was taken back to her haunt. Me? I settle for a lonely Spotted Dick (of the none medical kind..).