Customer Has Male Body Part Microwaved

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Store Clerk Horrified By What She Found In Paper Towel

(CBS) McKEESPORT, Pa. A man went into a convenience store and asked the clerk to warm up in a microwave what appears to be a severed male body part.

Customers going in and out of the Giant Eagle Get-Go mini market didn't know what to think when they saw police activity on the scene, reports KDKA's Ralph Iannotti.

A man walked in and asked a female clerk if she could use the store microwave to warm up something he had wrapped in a paper towel.

Concerned about an unusual odor from the oven, the clerk opened the microwave to check on the item and out tumbled what appeared to be a severed human penis, wrapped up in the paper towel.

Police were called immediately and the man ran out of the store empty handed.

"Hopefully, they're looking for the person this belongs to," said Sandy Furman, of McKeesport.

"I think that's the one they ought to look for - the one who may be hurt," said Denny Adler, of McKeesport. "It's shocking that I'm not (surprised). It's just the nature of the beast."

As McKeesport police continue to look into the case, sources say that county homicide detectives have been notified of the incident in case a crime was committed outside McKeesport.
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http://wcco.com/watercooler/watercooler_story_055061505.html

He wondered off to look for mustard, and left without his warmed up weiner.
 
Remove penis from groin packaging
Place on a plate
Pierce film lid :eek:

Microwave for 2 minutes on full power, allow to stand for one minute.
 
Why in gods name would you go into a public shop with your severed penis?

Does common sense not tell you to use your own microwave? Besides....microwave food....its hardly hauté cuisine is it....
 
hmm.. mentally disturbed. hope they catch and treat him for his obvious and rather disturbing act which he considers a normal
 
pfff amateurs.

everyone knows penis should be seared in a frying pan then oven baked for 25 minutes, and then served with spuds, peas and gravy.
 
Spunkey said:
pfff amateurs.

everyone knows penis should be seared in a frying pan then oven baked for 25 minutes, and then served with spuds, peas and gravy.
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OK Meat n' Two Vege then!... :D
 
I wonder if he stabed it with a fork first to stop it popping out the ends like franfurts do:D
 
Phantom said:
hmm.. mentally disturbed. hope they catch and treat him for his obvious and rather disturbing act which he considers a normal
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A few of my best friends have voluntarily had their testes removed. One has also had his penis removed.

...He also owns a company with a nine figure annual turnover that he built up from virtually nothing.

*n
 
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