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Hot pants and two pistols as well BB ?
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Hot pants and two pistols as well BB ?


BrightonBelle said:Leon made us eat prickly cacti
I'm off to Paphos in a month, with the missus, but staying just outside it. Thomson Gold holiday which means no kiddies - bliss![]()
However I know nothing about hotels or touristy things as I go there purely as a "local" - but if you need any help whilst out there feel free to drop me a mail.![]()
.I lived there for a few years until 2007...(
.I'm off to Cyprus in a few weeks aswell, Protaras this time, I went to Ayia Napa last year.
Does anyone have any rough idea of pricing for various water sports on offer there? Jet skiing is probably the most likely thing I'd try but I have also seen you can hire speed boats to explore the coast line.
. but you cannot go near the coastline, have to stay behind the water bounces thingy which is pretty far away from the coast. maybe 100 meters away. If you want to go to Southern Cyprus may I suggest that you save yourself the airfare and the time spent travelling and just head up to Manchester instead. This is a much more efficient way to enjoy the delights of drunken english loughts fighting in the streets and demonstrating their alpha male qualities to the onlooking overweight, foul mouthed, english ladies who are looking to breed.
i hired a self-drive speedboat, no licence needed as long you look 'mature'. it was so much fun!. but you cannot go near the coastline, have to stay behind the water bounces thingy which is pretty far away from the coast. maybe 100 meters away.
if i remember right, it was just over 100 euros for 30mins, right at top of fig tree bay, protaras, just got off of Golden Star hotel where we stayed there 2 years ago. which hotel you're staying?
If you want to go to Southern Cyprus may I suggest that you save yourself the airfare and the time spent travelling and just head up to Manchester instead. This is a much more efficient way to enjoy the delights of drunken english loughts fighting in the streets and demonstrating their alpha male qualities to the onlooking overweight, foul mouthed, english ladies who are looking to breed.
If you want to go to Southern Cyprus may I suggest that you save yourself the airfare and the time spent travelling and just head up to Manchester instead. This is a much more efficient way to enjoy the delights of drunken english loughts fighting in the streets and demonstrating their alpha male qualities to the onlooking overweight, foul mouthed, english ladies who are looking to breed.
I'm not 100% sure of the name I'd have to check the documents from thomson. I just know it's protaras so I guess fig tree bay is going to be nearby? A boat sounds tempting, that isn't as expensive as I expected it would be.

Not much to see for a tourist. If you do go, just park inside the moat around the old city and ogle at the Venetian walls (and try to picture them at least 30m taller as the moat's been filled in
) then walk around the pedestrian shopping area inside the walled city, maybe wander off the main pedestrianised streets and get lost a bit. (Don't worry, you won't stay lost for long, if you walk in one direction you'll hit the walls again, if you walk in the other you'll hit the Green Line.) There's a few pretty little churches and some cozy old-fashioned coffee shops, also a couple of decent museums. A few art galleries and arts&crafts shops too (the within-the-walls part of the city is a little bit of a boho area, most of the population is students, immigrants, and young artsy types).Indian figs as they're known in English, in Greek we call them "shoefigs" (papoutsosika), presumably cuase the peel is tough as boot leather!Leon made us eat prickly cacti.
Most refreshing fruit ever, but I think you'll be slightly too early for it, iirc they ripen in August. I might be wrong though (I fail at botany), if you pass a fruit stand take a look - they've got a green and prickly peel which is quite hard to take off, so sometimes people sell them already peeled - they've got a moist, orangey flesh with lots of pips (which you're supposed to swallow) and are vaguely oval in shape.
I'm off to Cyprus in a few weeks aswell, Protaras this time, I went to Ayia Napa last year.
Does anyone have any rough idea of pricing for various water sports on offer there? Jet skiing is probably the most likely thing I'd try but I have also seen you can hire speed boats to explore the coast line.


when you get there, make sure you visit magic water dancing show which right next to mcdonalds on the main road of protaras. you cannot miss it and it's well worth it.![]()