Daddy, I can't get my toys out of your computer

jaybee

jaybee

jaybee

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Me: "What's that mate?" (to my 4 year old)
Son: "Your computer....they're stuck."
Me: "Oh, shall we go take a look?"
Son: "I'm worried you'll be cross, they are stuck in your black box too"
Me: "You put them in the subwoofer ports again?"
Son: "erm"
Me: "Lets have a loo... For the love of..."

Transformers are now inside my PC. Optimus prime is laying on my GFX card and has stopped the CPU fan. Idle temps.....oh it's locked up. No **** sherlock. Must remember to lock that side panel next time. Over to the subwoofer. Look down the port tubes and can't see anything. Yep, he's pushed said toy right down and inside.

I love my kid.

;)
 
I would kill the little **** bloody kids, my office is getting locked up... and only I will have the key... then again finger print recognition is sounding good

Stelly
 
My 1 year old likes pushing my tweeters inside out, ejecting the playstation, drooling over electronic items, pulling the wii off the shelf onto the floor, making a camp under the computer desk pulling cables from my router, playing "lets drum" on the lcd and going through drawers full of dangerous objects I do my best to hide. :)
 
Slowly rip optimus apart, limb by robotic limb. Also, give that son a good old fashioned hiding, or at least book in some excessively embarrassing talks for him in about 10 years time ;)
 
GreatAuk said:
Slowly rip optimus apart, limb by robotic limb. Also, give that son a good old fashioned hiding, or at least book in some excessively embarrassing talks for him in about 10 years time ;)
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You could wait till he brings a girl home and then give him the "birds and bees" talk. :D
 
UPDATE:

Optimus has been removed. Bumble bee was soaking up the UV rays in there too in between hard disks. Computer booted fine and idle temps back down.

Subwoofer now rattles. Joy.
 
jaybee said:
UPDATE:

Optimus has been removed. Bumble bee was soaking up the UV rays in there too in between hard disks. Computer booted fine and idle temps back down.

Subwoofer now rattles. Joy.
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You sure theres still no robotic parts in there =P haha

Stick to soft toys for the kid less damage can be done!
 
Ah....kids...you've got to love them......Had a lovely pair of AR18S speakers...until my eldest son decided to poke the tweeters inside out and totally destroy the diaphragms by poking a power ranger through them.....it took all the self control I had not to beat the little blighter within an inch of his life
 
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