Soldato
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I completely forgot what the hell I had opened for a second when I flicked this tab up.
That brought a laugh from me!
Daddy, I can't get my toys out of your computer
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That brought a laugh from me!
I will remind you of that when it happens to you in the not so distant future!
Can you get straight jackets in kid sizes?
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I completely forgot what the hell I had opened for a second when I flicked this tab up.
I keep Google Analytics open in a tab for the reason that it gets truncated to Google Anal...
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I had the grilles on mine.......My lovely little cherub popped them off then poked the speakers.....speakers grilles=win, nah, speakers grilles=another challenge for the little gits to overcome which they do and far too quickly too
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My cousin once broke my favourite ever sound system by pushing a barbie doll into the subwoofer. Tore it on the inside, I loved those speakers so much, now i'm stuck with plastic crap instead of wooden 
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I remember when I was three trying to Toast a sandwich in my dads then Brand spanking New VHS... Ahh The look of pent up rage on his face was worth the pain that followed although I didn't get my sandwich back I think it was tuna
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For this reason I don't know if I want any kids, they will break anything like me.
I remember I used to erase/ record mute over audio cassettes and breaking them occasionally. I also used to break a lot of my toys and try to dismantle pretty much everything. Guilty of speaker poking too but luckily I couldn't press hard enough to reach through the grille/mesh to mess up the cones. I always broke off ( and still do) the clips of pens and break pretty much every clip of every remote ( the battery clip)... I used to chew on everything made of soft-ish plastic and even my shirts, they all had holes near the neck area. I jumped on the couch and liked climbing up things not made for climbing. When I broke something outside or upset some other kid that they cried or whatever, I took a runner in fear of their parents. I used to like running around naked even with a stiffy I just waved it in front of my parents without any shame. I behaved like a spoiled inconsiderate brat from 3-13 or 14 and often made a problem out of nothing... I was stubborn and knew everything better.
I was such an annoying **** as a kid at home ( but at school I was always the most courteous/polite kid), my parents were like ''wtf'' on every teacher visit or parents nights when they heard I was a quiet and well behaved boy at school.
Which is why I seriously doubt if I'd want any kids, ever...
I remember I used to erase/ record mute over audio cassettes and breaking them occasionally. I also used to break a lot of my toys and try to dismantle pretty much everything. Guilty of speaker poking too but luckily I couldn't press hard enough to reach through the grille/mesh to mess up the cones. I always broke off ( and still do) the clips of pens and break pretty much every clip of every remote ( the battery clip)... I used to chew on everything made of soft-ish plastic and even my shirts, they all had holes near the neck area. I jumped on the couch and liked climbing up things not made for climbing. When I broke something outside or upset some other kid that they cried or whatever, I took a runner in fear of their parents. I used to like running around naked even with a stiffy I just waved it in front of my parents without any shame. I behaved like a spoiled inconsiderate brat from 3-13 or 14 and often made a problem out of nothing... I was stubborn and knew everything better.
I was such an annoying **** as a kid at home ( but at school I was always the most courteous/polite kid), my parents were like ''wtf'' on every teacher visit or parents nights when they heard I was a quiet and well behaved boy at school.
Which is why I seriously doubt if I'd want any kids, ever...
What age did this bit stop?
I've found that when you get married you start to do it again, obviously substituing your parents for your wife
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At least he didn't steal mummy's lipstick and start writing all over the dining room walls... now there's a day I'll remember, I still feel the pain after they found out 
yeah my youngest lad 1 is a bit of a buggar
other day i looked inside my pc and thought what the **** why is there a tennis ball stuck under my harddrive
shouldnt leave my side panel off that ll teach me
as for the speakers had a set my second youngest child nearly ruined for my surround amp set up . thing was it was the same day i brought them he went to investigate why they moved and pushed the cones in had to get the hoover on them to pull them back out
various things in video recorders like books, action men type figures. i just laugh to myself now when the missus says what you done now
other day i looked inside my pc and thought what the **** why is there a tennis ball stuck under my harddrive
shouldnt leave my side panel off that ll teach me as for the speakers had a set my second youngest child nearly ruined for my surround amp set up . thing was it was the same day i brought them
he went to investigate why they moved and pushed the cones in had to get the hoover on them to pull them back out various things in video recorders like books, action men type figures. i just laugh to myself now when the missus says what you done now
I'm not surprised, Optimus Prime is huge no wonder it crashed your PC
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EDIT: Oh cmon, the image was representative of my post
besides I see no oversized image rule!
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Just to revive this thread since it was popular, I found the picture I took of the contents of my subwoofer. i.e. The toys that entered via the sub ports...
Yes that is a tea strainer, a hannah montana kareoke mic and a thread amongst other things.
Yes that is a tea strainer, a hannah montana kareoke mic and a thread amongst other things.
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nuke your kids from orbit - it's the only way to be sure
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