Daddy, I can't get my toys out of your computer

I get around said:
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I completely forgot what the hell I had opened for a second when I flicked this tab up.
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That brought a laugh from me!
 
My cousin once broke my favourite ever sound system by pushing a barbie doll into the subwoofer. Tore it on the inside, I loved those speakers so much, now i'm stuck with plastic crap instead of wooden :(:(
 
I remember when I was three trying to Toast a sandwich in my dads then Brand spanking New VHS... Ahh The look of pent up rage on his face was worth the pain that followed although I didn't get my sandwich back I think it was tuna
 
For this reason I don't know if I want any kids, they will break anything like me.

I remember I used to erase/ record mute over audio cassettes and breaking them occasionally. I also used to break a lot of my toys and try to dismantle pretty much everything. Guilty of speaker poking too but luckily I couldn't press hard enough to reach through the grille/mesh to mess up the cones. I always broke off ( and still do) the clips of pens and break pretty much every clip of every remote ( the battery clip)... I used to chew on everything made of soft-ish plastic and even my shirts, they all had holes near the neck area. I jumped on the couch and liked climbing up things not made for climbing. When I broke something outside or upset some other kid that they cried or whatever, I took a runner in fear of their parents. I used to like running around naked even with a stiffy I just waved it in front of my parents without any shame. I behaved like a spoiled inconsiderate brat from 3-13 or 14 and often made a problem out of nothing... I was stubborn and knew everything better.

I was such an annoying **** as a kid at home ( but at school I was always the most courteous/polite kid), my parents were like ''wtf'' on every teacher visit or parents nights when they heard I was a quiet and well behaved boy at school.

Which is why I seriously doubt if I'd want any kids, ever...
 
At least he didn't steal mummy's lipstick and start writing all over the dining room walls... now there's a day I'll remember, I still feel the pain after they found out :p
 
yeah my youngest lad 1 is a bit of a buggar :D

other day i looked inside my pc and thought what the **** why is there a tennis ball stuck under my harddrive :confused: :D shouldnt leave my side panel off that ll teach me :)

as for the speakers had a set my second youngest child nearly ruined for my surround amp set up . thing was it was the same day i brought them :( he went to investigate why they moved and pushed the cones in :eek: had to get the hoover on them to pull them back out :D

various things in video recorders like books, action men type figures. i just laugh to myself now when the missus says what you done now :)
 
Just to revive this thread since it was popular, I found the picture I took of the contents of my subwoofer. i.e. The toys that entered via the sub ports...

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Yes that is a tea strainer, a hannah montana kareoke mic and a thread amongst other things.
 
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