Daily Mail Headline Generator

[Uriel]

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/ - Updated for 2009!

What did you get?

I got

HAS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS TURNED THE CHURCH GAY?

Edit:

Or you can use greasemonkey to do this:

 

[Ziggy]

lmao

HAVE SINGLE MOTHERS GIVEN BRITAIN'S FARMERS CANCER?

COULD THE POLES TURN TAXPAYERS' MONEY GAY?

 

[GhostlyPea]

IS THE HUMAN RIGHTS ACT RUINING THE BRITISH PEOPLE?

Boring

- Pea0n

 

[Bennie-Mac]

IS HEALTH & SAFETY TURNING YOUR HOUSE GAY?

Lol

 

[36:)]

HAVE PAEDOPHILES GIVEN THE MIDDLE CLASS SWINE FLU?

Yes, yes they have.

 

[shauncr91]

HAS TEENAGE SEX MADE PENSIONERS OBESE?

Rubbish :/

 

[qqg3]

COULD WORKING MOTHERS HURT THE CHURCH?

 

[Marine Iguana]

HAS JACQUI SMITH HURT YOUR CHILDREN?

I win

 

[Rainmaker]

HAS THE INTERNET STOLEN THE IDENTITY OF YOUR CHILDREN?
HAS JACQUI SMITH BURGLED YOUR CHILDREN?

OMG, won't sumwon plz think of teh kidz?!!!eleven!!

 

[jp_bl_68]

COULD BRUSSELS HAVE SEX WITH HOUSE PRICES?

COULD BRUSSELS BUREAUCRATS GIVE BRITISH JUSTICE SWINE FLU?

COULD PAEDOPHILES MAKE DRIVERS OBESE?

Best site ever? I think so.

 

[Andelusion]

COULD GYPSIES MOLEST PENSIONERS?

Super

 

[RIZZEE]

HAVE THE FRENCH BURGLED YOUR PETS?

COULD LESBIANS IMPREGNATE HOMEOWNERS?

 

[Uriel]

IS THE HOUSE PRICE CRASH MOLESTING BRITAIN'S FARMERS?

HAS FEMINISM HAD SEX WITH THE MEMORY OF DIANA?

 

[Nix]

HAS TEENAGE SEX INFECTED PROPERTY PRICES WITH AIDS?

ZOMG.

 

[MagicBoy]

COULD THE LOONY LEFT GIVE THE CHURCH SWINE FLU?

Epic.

 

[Kennysevenfold]

WILL HOODIES RUIN BRITISH JUSTICE?

 

[neil3k]

HAS GORDON BROWN TURNED THE CHURCH GAY?

COULD THE MMR JAB IMPREGNATE THE QUEEN?

 

[Vanquish-Storm]

HAS BINGE DRINKING HAD SEX WITH YOU?

HAVE FERAL CHILDREN HAD SEX WITH CLIFF RICHARD?

LOL

 

[Shakeel]

IS THE BBC BURGLING ENGLAND?

lol

 

[Al Vallario]

COULD THIS HEADLINE GENERATOR HAVE BEEN POSTED BEFORE?

Well, yes actually.