Dailyfail Time!

[Gzero]

The objective is to pick as many holes as you can in this no doubt popular article:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2010642/The-secret-girlfriend-Hacker-Ryan-Cleary.html

She sleeps with Ryan in a double bed in his room which is suffused with the smell of stale tobacco smoke. The smoke has yellowed the once-white walls...

Because only computer hackers are heavy smokers.

 

[Van Hellseek]

"They just clicked"

facepalm.jpg

 

[Edrof]

He was a recluse, a nerd, a weirdo. 'He needs to get a girlfriend,' at least one commentator observed.

1) he wouldn't be a hacker if he had a girlfriend
2) The 'recluse, nerd, weirdo' comment isn't quoted so must be the author's opinion - professional!
3) 'At least one commentor observed' - that is all.

 

[needforspeed]

In the photo, why are they barefooted?

 

[TheCenturion]

The comments about him fulfilling his girlfriend's sexual needs- fail. He clearly has no idea how to please a woman.

 

[Pighardia]

3) 'At least one commentor observed' - that is all.

 

[[TW]Fox]

In the photo, why are they barefooted?

Do you wear shoes at home?

 

[needforspeed]

I wear slippers.

 

[Fuzz]

Ryan Cleary with his secret girlfriend

19-year-old Amy Chapman, Amy is barely 5ft, Amy, from nearby Basildon, is articulate but shy and diffident. Deathly pale, with natural black hair, dark mascara and wearing a black blouse and jeans, she looks like a Goth, She has two elder sisters and a brother, who live and work in London, She knew Ryan at Wickford Junior School where they were in the same year

Yes, clearly secret.

 

[Robert]

Face is obscured to protect her identity but they then name her?

Surely it wouldn't be that hard to track her down, presuming it's her real name.

Edit: Slow!

 

[Reginald]

His mother had to leave his meals at the bedroom door.

Room service!! And no parental control..should have starved the brat until he faced daylight.

 

[Freakbro]

She can't afford to do A-levels or go to university

An obvious lie, as we all know the current student funding policy doesn't exclude anyone on low incomes...

 

[Yas786]

LOL anyone who takes the Daily Fail as a serious news source needs to be taken out side, hung upside down and gutted repeatedly.

That paper isnt even worth taking seriously....bare faced lies along with numerous spelling errors and general mis-information makes me wonder why people even give that site any hits :/

 

[RomanNose]

This is another terrible daily fail, have a look at the comments.

 

[sHo0sH]

The comments about him fulfilling his girlfriend's sexual needs- fail. He clearly has no idea how to please a woman.

Other than the Hard Drive, shame it was of the 500gb variety

 

[[TW]Fox]

The comments about him fulfilling his girlfriend's sexual needs- fail. He clearly has no idea how to please a woman.

Do you know him then?

 

[OriginalJonty]

This is another terrible daily fail, have a look at the comments.

" He is calling for a return of ‘science in science’ and for children to be taught facts, not fads."

How is that science, teaching the current facts. Science is about exploring theories and finding the facts. That's what students should be taught, not regurgitate information otherwise science would never move forward.

I hate the Daily Mail so much.

 

[Terminel]

Why has he employed the women fromScrimpers to be his lawyer?

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/superscrimpers-waste-not-want-not/episode-guide/series-1

Fantastic advice on how to turn old tomatoes into chutney but not sure about legal advice!

 

[Rich_L]

Lol 'a commentator observed' - in other words the lazy-ass journo just asked their mate across the desk.

 

[contracteur]

Other than the Hard Drive, shame it was of the 500gb variety

Aye a real boyfriend would have bought her an SSD.