Dailyfail Time!

Darg · 3 Jul 2011 at 18:00

They just clicked: Ryan Cleary with his secret girlfriend Amy Chapman, whose face is obscured to protect her identity

Err.. lol, just lol. You hide her face then reveal her name, to protect her identity? How can you even write that sentence without feeling like a retard?

Rich_L · 3 Jul 2011 at 18:04

Oh I would love it so hard if LulzSec busted the Mail, I bet there are thousands of juicy emails waiting to be released to expose the rank hypocrisy and shoddy standards that pass for 'journalism' there. :cool:

TFleming · 3 Jul 2011 at 18:04

Freakbro said:
An obvious lie, as we all know the current student funding policy doesn't exclude anyone on low incomes...

Actually, it does.

TheCenturion · 3 Jul 2011 at 18:06

TFleming said:
Actually, it does.

How so? Student loans are available, and these don't need to be paid back until the student graduates.

[TW]Fox · 3 Jul 2011 at 18:10

TFleming said:
Actually, it does.

No it doesn't. Infact it positively encourages it - it is more affordable to go away to Uni if your family has a low income than it is if they don't - you are entitled to both grants you never need to pay back *and* an increased loan!

steve-h · 3 Jul 2011 at 18:11

'I would usually get up and log myself in and stay on it all day, chatting to people, and the last thing I would do is log off and leave the laptop beside me when I fall asleep,' she says, describing a typical day.

same

Shayper · 3 Jul 2011 at 19:26

I ******* hate the daily mail. Bunch of tossers. "looks like a goth even though she insists she isn't one" ***** sake. My ex girlfriend had naturally black hair, does that make her a goth too? I have worn trackie bottoms, does that make a thief?

And how many times do they mention two screens? They can go die under a hedge for all I ******* care. And as for the aspergers remark? Completely unneeded.

As I said, bunch of tossers. Actually, make that *****!

chameleon · 3 Jul 2011 at 21:35

Love the wee bit at the bottom.
"sorry, we are unable to take comments for legal reasons"
Could that just possibly be cos every one would flame them for printing such a load of toss.

Frenzy · 3 Jul 2011 at 21:58

Where do they get their cash from, what does his mother do for a living?

JudgeFudge · 3 Jul 2011 at 22:24

He looks so ill shows what staying in your room looking at a computer screen does to you.

ng93 · 3 Jul 2011 at 22:44

I'm normally against hacking, however i'd love for the daily mail to get hacked. I mean that article is so full of mis-information that its painful to read.

SubScape · 3 Jul 2011 at 23:52

As soon as I saw the words 'geek, nerd and weirdo' I had to stop before I killed someone.

Viper² · 4 Jul 2011 at 00:48

Why is his sofa facing away from his TV? Mega fail.

digipeep · 4 Jul 2011 at 01:34

What I actually find more funny about the Daily Fail is people's reactions to the Daily Fail, yet another thread here is a case in point.

There are some people whose's only existence is to highlight Daily Fail's Failures.

The rest of us recognise what the Daily Fail is for, to sensationalise news to sell their papers. They are not trying to be Mother Theresa in their reporting. And we just let them get on with it and get our news elsewhere.

Rich_L · 4 Jul 2011 at 02:05

No the point is they are pretending to be a proper newspaper, yes they are basically tabloid toilet-paper for the middle-classes but its their self-righteous and sanctimonious attitude suggesting they speak for the 'silent majority' that gets people's backs up - at least the red-tops have the decency to know they print #$%!.

If they weren't such bottom-feeding sewer rats masquerading as journalists then perhaps the criticism wouldn't be so harsh

Cosimo · 4 Jul 2011 at 08:20

Viper² said:
Why is his sofa facing away from his TV? Mega fail.

Because he only ever looks at his pc.