Damn Housemate! rant

Marshmule

Marshmule

Marshmule

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He has eaten all my wotsits, i have been craving them all day i went to get a bag and they were all gone, he has some fish stuff he is going to put on toast, im going to bin it or spread it in his cupboard thievery will not go un punhished!

rant over!
 
na thats the card you should keep till later time.

when ever theres a favour you want him to do, bring it up.

make sure you tell him how upset you are though :p
 
Wait until later and then wee in his frying pan or saucepan, then just wait for your revenge, mwahahahahhaa!

HEADRAT
 
Mic said:
Your fist+his balls=Revenge.
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Mic, will you ever stop being right? :p

If you're up for some ultimate revenge, an angry pirate (if you're that way inclined) may be just the ticket.
 
Ok this is the plan.

Buy Laxatives.
Put Laxatives in his favorite drink.
Lock the Toilet door so he cant get in :p

Alternate: Hide the toilet paper and let him get into the toilet, he will be stuck there all day :p
 
Zip said:
Ok this is the plan.

Buy Laxatives.
Put Laxatives in his favorite drink.
Lock the Toilet door so he cant get in :p

Alternate: Hide the toilet paper and let him get into the toilet, he will be stuck there all day :p
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Jump in the shower?
 
Nix said:
Jump in the shower?
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Wont the poop mix with the water and run down his legs though?
Thats enough to stop anyone from doing that :p

And not all houses have there toliet in the same room as there shower.
 
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