Damn Housemate! rant

Marshmule · 7 May 2006 at 18:18

He has eaten all my wotsits, i have been craving them all day i went to get a bag and they were all gone, he has some fish stuff he is going to put on toast, im going to bin it or spread it in his cupboard thievery will not go un punhished!

rant over!

Dreadi · 7 May 2006 at 18:19

dont throw one on hte floor, you may get fined!!!!! :eek:

[ASSE]Hinchy · 7 May 2006 at 18:20

Just put a banana on the underside of his pillow case.

Or keep your food in your room.

crunchman · 7 May 2006 at 18:21

Eat him.

pyro · 7 May 2006 at 18:21

Do his mom, that will teach him.

shimy182 · 7 May 2006 at 18:22

na thats the card you should keep till later time.

when ever theres a favour you want him to do, bring it up.

make sure you tell him how upset you are though

SaBBz · 7 May 2006 at 18:22

Make him buy you more Wotsits now?

MastermindUK · 7 May 2006 at 18:41

SaBBz said:
Make him buy you more Wotsits now?

Far too rational.

Oracle · 7 May 2006 at 18:42

Tea Bag the top of his Ribenna!

Marshmule · 7 May 2006 at 18:45

Oracle said:
Tea Bag the top of his Ribenna!

Ill walk round with some of his tea bags in my grundies for a while!

HEADRAT · 7 May 2006 at 18:46

Wait until later and then wee in his frying pan or saucepan, then just wait for your revenge, mwahahahahhaa!

HEADRAT

Mic · 7 May 2006 at 18:47

Your fist+his balls=Revenge.

Nix · 7 May 2006 at 18:51

Mic said:
Your fist+his balls=Revenge.

Mic, will you ever stop being right?

If you're up for some ultimate revenge, an angry pirate (if you're that way inclined) may be just the ticket.

Zip · 7 May 2006 at 18:56

Ok this is the plan.

Buy Laxatives.
Put Laxatives in his favorite drink.
Lock the Toilet door so he cant get in

Alternate: Hide the toilet paper and let him get into the toilet, he will be stuck there all day

Nix · 7 May 2006 at 18:59

Zip said:
Ok this is the plan.

Buy Laxatives.
Put Laxatives in his favorite drink.
Lock the Toilet door so he cant get in

Alternate: Hide the toilet paper and let him get into the toilet, he will be stuck there all day

Jump in the shower?

Zip · 7 May 2006 at 19:02

Nix said:
Jump in the shower?

Wont the poop mix with the water and run down his legs though?
Thats enough to stop anyone from doing that

And not all houses have there toliet in the same room as there shower.

Spyhop · 7 May 2006 at 19:08

Bum him in the gob.

Deathwish · 7 May 2006 at 19:11

wush said:
Bum him in the gob.

Mic · 7 May 2006 at 19:13

Deathwish said:

Stick your bum in his face i guess.
Might be more for the gays really.

SoSolid · 7 May 2006 at 19:14

pyro said:
Do his mom, that will teach him.

Oh man how I would like to do that.