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Damn Housemate! rant

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Marshmule, 7 May 2006.

  1. Marshmule

    Hitman

    Joined: 27 Jul 2005

    Posts: 555

    He has eaten all my wotsits, i have been craving them all day i went to get a bag and they were all gone, he has some fish stuff he is going to put on toast, im going to bin it or spread it in his cupboard thievery will not go un punhished!

    rant over!
     
  2. Dreadi

    Soldato

    Joined: 16 Feb 2006

    Posts: 6,923

    dont throw one on hte floor, you may get fined!!!!! :eek:
     
  3. [ASSE]Hinchy

    Capodecina

    Joined: 18 Oct 2002

    Posts: 11,054

    Location: Disley, Cheshire

    Just put a banana on the underside of his pillow case.

    Or keep your food in your room.
     
  4. crunchman

    Soldato

    Joined: 18 Dec 2004

    Posts: 6,034

    Location: North Wales

    Eat him.
     
  5. pyro

    Capodecina

    Joined: 23 Nov 2002

    Posts: 16,167

    Do his mom, that will teach him.
     
  6. shimy182

    Mobster

    Joined: 6 Sep 2005

    Posts: 3,814

    Location: Cambridge

    na thats the card you should keep till later time.

    when ever theres a favour you want him to do, bring it up.

    make sure you tell him how upset you are though :p
     
  7. SaBBz

    Mobster

    Joined: 18 Oct 2002

    Posts: 2,924

    Location: Elsewhere

    Make him buy you more Wotsits now?
     
  8. MastermindUK

    Hitman

    Joined: 23 Feb 2004

    Posts: 508

    Location: London

    Far too rational.
     
  9. Oracle

    Banned

    Joined: 17 Jan 2006

    Posts: 1,971

    Location: Haskins

    Tea Bag the top of his Ribenna!
     
  10. Marshmule

    Hitman

    Joined: 27 Jul 2005

    Posts: 555

    Ill walk round with some of his tea bags in my grundies for a while!
     
  11. HEADRAT

    Capodecina

    Joined: 18 Oct 2002

    Posts: 21,079

    Location: Cambridge, UK

    Wait until later and then wee in his frying pan or saucepan, then just wait for your revenge, mwahahahahhaa!

    HEADRAT
     
  12. Mic

    Mobster

    Joined: 4 Aug 2005

    Posts: 3,869

    Location: Ireland

    Your fist+his balls=Revenge.
     
  13. Nix

    Capodecina

    Joined: 26 Dec 2005

    Posts: 19,839

    Mic, will you ever stop being right? :p

    If you're up for some ultimate revenge, an angry pirate (if you're that way inclined) may be just the ticket.
     
  14. Zip

    Capodecina

    Joined: 26 Jun 2005

    Posts: 20,224

    Location: Australia

    Ok this is the plan.

    Buy Laxatives.
    Put Laxatives in his favorite drink.
    Lock the Toilet door so he cant get in :p

    Alternate: Hide the toilet paper and let him get into the toilet, he will be stuck there all day :p
     
  15. Nix

    Capodecina

    Joined: 26 Dec 2005

    Posts: 19,839

    Jump in the shower?
     
  16. Zip

    Capodecina

    Joined: 26 Jun 2005

    Posts: 20,224

    Location: Australia

    Wont the poop mix with the water and run down his legs though?
    Thats enough to stop anyone from doing that :p

    And not all houses have there toliet in the same room as there shower.
     
  17. Spyhop

    Soldato

    Joined: 16 May 2005

    Posts: 6,508

    Location: Cold waters

    Bum him in the gob.
     
  18. Deathwish

    Mobster

    Joined: 17 Oct 2002

    Posts: 2,956

    Location: Cold Scotland :(

    :confused: :confused: :confused:
     
  19. Mic

    Mobster

    Joined: 4 Aug 2005

    Posts: 3,869

    Location: Ireland

    Stick your bum in his face i guess.
    Might be more for the gays really.
     
  20. SoSolid

    Wise Guy

    Joined: 28 Jul 2003

    Posts: 1,987

    Location: The Moon

    Oh man how I would like to do that.