Damn Housemate! rant

basmic · 7 May 2006 at 19:17

Mic said:
Stick your bum in his face i guess.

What if he feels a tongue licking out his squashed cherry? :eek:

SideWinder · 7 May 2006 at 19:18

pyro said:
Do his mom, that will teach him.

SoSolid · 7 May 2006 at 19:19

SideWinder said:

Oh my word does that mean you have done someone's mum!?

Mic · 7 May 2006 at 19:21

basmic said:
What if he feels a tongue licking out his squashed cherry?

He'll know what its like to be in prison and never commit a crime for the rest of his life.

basmic · 7 May 2006 at 19:25

Mic said:
He'll know what its like to be in prison and never commit a crime for the rest of his life.

How do you know they do those things in prison?

Were you the Soap Boy? :eek:

SideWinder · 7 May 2006 at 19:32

SoSolid said:
Oh my word does that mean you have done someone's mum!?

It's a good idea so only time will tell. Don't worry, you'll know when i've done it - i'll make a new thread.

zain · 7 May 2006 at 19:52

Oracle said:
Tea Bag the top of his Ribenna!

Thats one sick image.

Meatball · 7 May 2006 at 19:53

zain said:
Thats one sick image.

You can say that again. Why don't you shave off his eye brows when he's sleeping? He'll have to suffer for a while

R^T · 7 May 2006 at 19:57

Eat him.

LOL what a way to pay someone back.

You "Hey buddy, just look in my mouth a second"

Flatmate "what am I looking at?"

GOBBLE GOBBLE!!!!!!

And that way you get to eat your *** sits aswell

Genious