Dat beard

agnes · 9 Feb 2015 at 11:40

I'm growing my face fungus, I've always had a beard but kept at around grade 2... It's now about grade 10. As the longest clipper attachment I have which is 9, would take a chunk off.

Luckily, my beard hair is fairly straight and easy to keep looking neat. However, recently, there has been a few straggling hairs making it look a little messy. I was wondering if anyone has tried beard waxes before?

Something to keep it looking a little healthy and neat. I don't know when I will stop growing it, it's taken me about a month (maybe 6 weeks) from grade 2 to get it to this level. So I'm thinking I'll keep growing it for a good 6 or so months more.

tom_e · 9 Feb 2015 at 11:41

Some beard balm and a boar bristle brush should keep it nice and tame.

Edrof · 9 Feb 2015 at 11:43

I wish I could grow a big, bushy beard. But I can't. Stupid genes.

antijoke · 9 Feb 2015 at 11:44

dirtychinchilla · 9 Feb 2015 at 11:46

I've used moustache wax and it's pretty nice, but beard balm and a brush should work fine.

Cosimo · 9 Feb 2015 at 11:46

Pics of growth required.

agnes · 9 Feb 2015 at 11:54

I might have one from last week... Not very flattering but you get the idea.

First one is a week old, watching a scary film, one before that, 2 weeks ago right after getting my hair cut.

NOTE, I was not driving, I was in a car park just about to leave.

GravyMonster · 9 Feb 2015 at 12:00

doofer · 9 Feb 2015 at 12:08

Get some beard oil and you shouldn't need wax, wax is mainly for your 'tache, just trim out any rogue whiskers that won't comply, brush/comb out your beard regularly.

With a big bushy beard I find a bristle brush works best for me it's actually a goat grooming brush (I'm not kidding!), I bought two, I use them both simultaneously and then a quick shaping with a fine-toothed comb. Some whiskers will just grow out at weird angles (At least they do for me) and the only way to manage them is to trim them right down unfortunately.

I actually spend more time grooming my beard every day than I ever did shaving, I always find that funny when one of the manlets pipe up that blokes with beards are just too lazy to shave.

agnes · 9 Feb 2015 at 12:09

Nice compliment

Josh · 9 Feb 2015 at 12:10

Anyone spec a decent beard brush, my man fuzz is getting a little out of control.

Also beard oil and wax as I have never either either.

randomshenans · 9 Feb 2015 at 12:31

Strong beard. Would finger.

Worthy · 9 Feb 2015 at 12:34

Now THAT, is an awesome beard.

John40 · 9 Feb 2015 at 12:37

Hate beards with a passion, think they say that the person wearing the offending mess is just bone idle.

agnes · 9 Feb 2015 at 12:40

randomshenans said:
Strong beard. Would finger.

Ummmm, thanks? lol

So, this stuff, anyone used it?

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Beard-Oil-C...UTF8&qid=1423485599&sr=8-1&keywords=beard+oil

agnes · 9 Feb 2015 at 12:40

John40 said:
Hate beards with a passion, think they say that the person wearing the offending mess is just bone idle.

Thanks for your opinion.

soundb0y · 9 Feb 2015 at 12:42

John40 said:
Hate beards with a passion, think they say that the person wearing the offending mess is just bone idle.

Hate not having beards with a passion, think they say that the person is secretly a ten year old girl.

valkia · 9 Feb 2015 at 12:43

Nice beard

John40 · 9 Feb 2015 at 12:43

soundb0y said:
Hate not having beards with a passion, think they say that the person is secretly a ten year old girl.

Oh! how outrageous are you.

As you have the word boy in your name I imagine that you haven't got to the beard growing stage yet so it's understandable you don't know what you're talking about.

soundb0y · 9 Feb 2015 at 12:45

John40 said:
Oh! how outrageous are you.

Thinking about it they should be compulsory in the workplace :cool:

Dat beard

I haz 4090!