dating online scam

IvanDobskey · 8 Feb 2017 at 08:05

This one is still going i see

Ryan0r · 8 Feb 2017 at 08:14

I don't want it to end o_0

holymonk · 8 Feb 2017 at 09:51

WE DEMAND MOAR!!!!

Dis86 · 8 Feb 2017 at 09:54

I'm still struggling to work out who the scammer is.

Metalface Mark · 8 Feb 2017 at 12:12

sajtion;30478897 said:
she asked me for the picture and i wasn't going to send it but if i did i wouldn't reveal my face to her, obviously. it's good to see some find it entertaining for laugh. i thought it was funny as well. i'm no quentin tarantino but i hung it there. if she was genuine girl though i think we would have gone all the way.

And if your auntie had balls she would be your uncle.

wildman · 8 Feb 2017 at 13:57

OP disappoints, didn't even msg her saying he was putting on his wizard hat and robe.............................

wildman · 8 Feb 2017 at 13:58

Metalface Mark;30482550 said:
And if your auntie had balls she would be your uncle.

incorrect, if your aunty had balls she'd be a female shotputter for the USSR

PermaChanged · 8 Feb 2017 at 14:19

wildman;30482982 said:
OP disappoints, didn't even msg her saying he was putting on his wizard hat and robe.............................

God I've missed these! "I cast level 3 eroticism, you turn into a beautiful woman"

Tefal · 8 Feb 2017 at 18:24

sajtion;30478897 said:
she asked me for the picture and i wasn't going to send it but if i did i wouldn't reveal my face to her, obviously. it's good to see some find it entertaining for laugh. i thought it was funny as well. i'm no quentin tarantino but i hung it there. if she was genuine girl though i think we would have gone all the way.

no she wouldn't "genuine" girls want to see your face not your nutsack.

its the guys who want to see that

Django x2 · 11 Feb 2017 at 13:09

What the hell crap dating website makes you feel uncomfortable to sign up?

413x · 11 Feb 2017 at 13:43

The fact op doesn't seem to get the joke says it all. Probably vulnerable and has difficulty understanding subcontext

On the flip side. Comedy gold.

OP I'll show you a boob for your sort code and more for you AC number. And Omg.. A special treat for your CVC

Cuchulain · 11 Feb 2017 at 14:38

dowie;30481419 said:
OP, I mean this scincerely and not as a dig/insult, but have you ever been tested for autism or Asperger's?

Trust me, we're not like him. I think he's more of a sociopath.

coolsurfer · 11 Feb 2017 at 14:48

I think you need to see a psychiatrist.

Pawnless Endgame · 11 Feb 2017 at 15:21

Rules of the internet:

sajtion;30479037 said:
oh yeah okay let this thread die now. the joke's over

Rule 12 - anything you say can and will be used against you.

touch;30479032 said:
No, he's suggesting there is no woman. There never was a woman. You were chatting up a guy and need to learn a bit more about how the internet works.

Rule 30 - there are NO girls on the internet.

Housey · 11 Feb 2017 at 15:39

OP have you even spoken to a female, I mean outside a chat window and if in a chat window, you sure it wasn't a truck driver?

Rifte · 11 Feb 2017 at 16:41

Housey;30493876 said:
OP have you even spoken to a female, I mean outside a chat window and if in a chat window, you sure it wasn't a truck driver?

OP isnt sure Housey.

But he will send you nudes if you like.

Every cloud and all that......

DAIR · 11 Feb 2017 at 17:27

Probably already been asked.... But am I the only one who thinks that convo went on for far too long?

Arazi · 11 Feb 2017 at 17:33

sajtion;30478897 said:
she asked me for the picture and i wasn't going to send it but if i did i wouldn't reveal my face to her, obviously. it's good to see some find it entertaining for laugh. i thought it was funny as well. i'm no quentin tarantino but i hung it there. if she was genuine girl though i think we would have gone all the way.

Good Lord!

Arazi · 11 Feb 2017 at 17:36

Mak3R;30479053 said:
Brilliant.
"So many creeps on here"
"Here's my wang".

Hehe

Pawnless Endgame · 11 Feb 2017 at 17:57

DAIR;30494114 said:
Probably already been asked.... But am I the only one who thinks that convo went on for far too long?

This is why the forum needs a +1 / like button on par with Youtube comments.