dead cat

Ak!ta · 23 Jun 2007 at 19:42

That's after a few Beers...
hmmm ... cat - Barbeque - just watch for the fur balls in the morning !!!

bikerdude1982 · 23 Jun 2007 at 19:43

Tomsk said:
I would agree with this, but it was probably someones pet and they might want to bury it.

Any tags on it??

bikerdude1982 · 23 Jun 2007 at 19:43

Ak!ta said:
That's after a few Beers...
hmmm ... cat - Barbeque - just watch for the fur balls in the morning !!!

Barbeque !! Do u not have the rain?? if not i can send it over your way lmao

Ak!ta · 23 Jun 2007 at 19:45

bikerdude1982 said:
Barbeque !! Do u not have the rain?? if not i can send it over your way lmao

I do, but i'd just cook the rodent in the conservatory..... face the missus in the morning

bikerdude1982 · 23 Jun 2007 at 19:48

Ak!ta said:
I do, but i'd just cook the rodent in the conservatory..... face the missus in the morning

o man lol the look on the wifes face i can see it now lmao :eek:

<----- bit like that

Ak!ta · 23 Jun 2007 at 19:53

bikerdude1982 said:
o man lol the look on the wifes face i can see it now lmao <----- bit like that

Just appologise perfusely... say i accidently left the conservatory doors open and some chave's must have done it !!!
Offer to bury the "POOR THING" and look upset about it and if you play your cards right, your on a promise aswell

ramirez · 23 Jun 2007 at 19:58

check for tags and ring any local vets + council.

^TANK^ · 23 Jun 2007 at 20:15

Jimbo said:
Rap it in a old sheet and bury it.

I agree just make sure you dig very deeply .

yozzer2001 · 23 Jun 2007 at 20:32

ok sorry been out, right no tags or collar ,no answer from council so have put it in binbag and left it in bushes will ring council monday to collect.
poor thing is only about 6 months old

^TANK^ · 23 Jun 2007 at 20:33

Why cant you bury it?

Azagoth · 23 Jun 2007 at 20:34

*sits back and awaits the inevitable "My cat's gone missing" thread*

^TANK^ · 23 Jun 2007 at 20:38

Why cant you bury it :confused:

Vonhelmet · 23 Jun 2007 at 20:57

^TANK^ said:
Why cant you bury it

Because it's not his to bury?

He ought to at least make some attempt to find out who it belongs to first.

clv101 · 23 Jun 2007 at 21:03

Linoge said:
Ring your council, they should come pick it up and dispose of it. Don't throw it in a bin. Stick it in a bag, or cover it and wait for the council to send someone.

And people complain about council tax? It's only a cat - we don't need the council spending a couple of hundred of our pounds on it.

frosty03 · 23 Jun 2007 at 22:53

some would suggest pouring kerosene or petrol over it and you know ..... but that should only be done if it has burst and the smell is intolerable etc.... which is inevitable unless you do something in the next 24h or so...

Tom|Nbk · 23 Jun 2007 at 23:21

Some of the advice given out here is just utterly moronic, joke or not this could be someones well loved pet. Just wrap it up and bury it, chances are the owner may be looking out for it, are there any signs up in the area with "missing cat" or such written on?. Hope your niece is ok.

shimy182 · 23 Jun 2007 at 23:23

do cats have wish bones?

Explicit · 23 Jun 2007 at 23:55

I was reading through this thread looking for the "nuke" and "ovaries" replies, shockingly it has not been mentioned :eek:

Jokes aside, I would bury it. Treat it with a bit of dignity like the owner would have done.

danza · 24 Jun 2007 at 00:01

Explicit said:
I was reading through this thread looking for the "nuke" and "ovaries" replies, shockingly it has not been mentioned

Jokes aside, I would bury it. Treat it with a bit of dignity like the owner would have done.

Seconded.

It'll only end up being incinerated by the council otherwise. They won't do anything off their own back to 'reunite' it with the owners.

yhack · 24 Jun 2007 at 00:03

Explicit said:
I was reading through this thread looking for the "nuke" and "ovaries" replies, shockingly it has not been mentioned

I had a post about ovaries but I realised I would get beaten down, so I edited it.