Dealing with a feral cat

[TaKeN]

Actually to stop it invading your territory you need to show it who is boss by having sex with it


I saw it on a nature program

ah ha hah hah ha **breathe** a ha

 

[Stelly]

Trap it and RSPCA it.

Definately

Stelly

 

[chronic86]

claymores.

 

[arc@css]

How about calling the RSPCA.....

this.

 

[Broadie]

This ^^

Also, cats have a barbed penis. You need to ensure you replicate this by sticking toothpicks into yours.

LMFAO

 

[pingwing]

Curiosity not only killed the cat, but tied lead weights to its feet and threw it in the river...

Anyway i promote catching it in a bag, driving like a mad man 30 miles away and let it run free....

 

[eyyaz]

i have an BB grenade i can lend you

 

[Mr.Nick]

Dont forget to wrap it in wool!


...the cat will think

Ball=Play!

Then b0om! A shower of yellow...the cat won't know what hit it.

 

[eyyaz]

he cat won't know what hit it.

dried peas

 

[Fido McNasty]

Show no fear, and intimidate it, walk or run after it. Maintain eye contact in any face off and show absolutely no fear. Don't even feel it. Be invincible.

They respond to that.

Failing that, trap and Rspca.

 

[snowdog]

Water hose .

simply hose him down at first sight.
Repeat till he learns.

Or catch him and call rspca.

 

[ShaolinDreams]

Show no fear, and intimidate it, walk or run after it. Maintain eye contact in any face off and show absolutely no fear. Don't even feel it. Be invincible.

They respond to that.

Failing that, trap and Rspca.

sound advice here

 

[EdGey]

any pics of it?

 

[6thElement]

I will pay large quantities of money to watch you try and catch a feral cat and then transport it in your car.

 

[Nix]

Asim18 probably wants to know where kittens come from, that'll scare it off good.

 

[Skully]

i have an BB grenade i can lend you

Two tone?

 

[danza]

I will pay large quantities of money to watch you try and catch a feral cat and then transport it in your car.

This. You will get badly mauled and your car will be urinated in.

 

[Ma'am]

The Cats Protection charity caught 2 cats that were causing us problems, one of which was feral.
Google Cats Protection and go from there.

 

[chrism]

ihad same prob few years ago cost me 30 pound in vets bills so i set the cat flap to in only and waited then at about 3am
heard it in kitchen jumped out of bed spent half an hour trying to catch it while it wrecked the kitchen caught it in the end though he now lives on the west coast of the wiiral about 8 miles from my house & cat

 

[Sash]

Actually to stop it invading your territory you need to show it who is boss by having sex with it


I saw it on a nature program

legend.