Dealing with a "kiss ass" work colleague

This is what you got to do. You got to scare him so much that he will be scared to even do his job. I am assuming the security card watches the cameras from time to time, right? Well whenever he is you got to freak him out while he is watching. Walk past the cameras in creepy costumes and hold up signs with his name saying he is going to die. Then disappear quickly. Then after weeks of doing this and he is on the edge of insanity you write one last message saying he is going to die tonight and show the message through the camera. Then night follow him home and wait until around 2-3am. Set speakers and flood lights all around his house then when he is in bed. You play the creepiest noises ever through the speakers and flash the lights every so often. Even do a recording before hand saying his name and that his 'time has come' and watch as he freaks out.


Either that or like kick him in the balls or something I dunno.
 
In future, let your boss know before anyone else knows. That way when they go to tell on you, your boss will already know, will tell the grass they already know which knocks the grass down a level or two and lets your boss know inadvertently that there's a bit of bitching going on.
 
At my place of work, if you make a mistake bad enough for the Chairman to be involved all you have to do is apologise and explain what you should do so you don't make the same mistake. Then all is forgiven and forgotten.

The above does not apply to the warehouse staff who, when they make a mistake, all deny knowledge of said mistake and act innocent, even if it's perfectly obvious who is at fault :mad:
 
Yeah true, but let me give you an example, we have to check staff ID's in the morning, now I've been here a while I'm starting to get to know the staff, so I check their ID in the morning and that's it, but the kiss ass checks everyone's ID all the time, even before and after they go for a fag, is that not a bit anal? Especially when you know the majority of staff by name?

Anyway, I spoke to my boss last night, after a whole day of "am I going to lose my job/move site/or just get a grilling" and I'm glad I did, my boss basically said "you know you ****ed up, and you know why you ****ed up, that's all that matters"

He then went on to say that he is well aware of the other guy bring a grass, purely to make himself look better and it's happened before. He finished by saying not to worry about it and that he'll be facing disciplinary action for "not following proper procedures" oh and he said he's always known that the guy is a dick. Needless to say, I slept well last night.
 
don't speak to the boss unless he brings it up, the boss could ignore the guy completely if said whistle-blower is enough of a penis. If he does speak to you then just own up and say it won't happen again.

the guy will then hopefully hang himself with his own rope at some stage.

B@
 
I have a colleague who recently got a promotion, all 4 in my team went for it. He deserved it, good for him.

he NEVER gives me work (he has no authority too), yet always jokes about how he is going to give me work. I said today infront of both my direct reports that he doesn't give me work.

He exclaimed that he does, I said no, <colleague> does.

He walked off.


It ****es me off to no end, I moaned about a task I was given 2 days ago to him by one of said direct reports. Yesterday he said infront of both said direct reports how I moaned about it. I wasn't happy with him. He thinks the sun shines out of his arse with no reason too.
 
I wouldn't have a problem with it if he was. Snitching on me ditching work early or sitting in the office all day, but I'm not and I don't, it was one thing that I messed up on
 
Have a bare chested slanging match in the middle of the gym car park before going at each other with some broken bottles.
 
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