The next time she says something hurtful to you, ask her if you can talk about the issues the two of you clearly have. Maybe ask her if she wants to get something to eat at lunchtime - hey, you could even shout her lunch - and have an open and honest conversation. Really get to know her, work out how she ticks, what makes her happy and sad. Explain that you find her comments upsetting and you're keen to iron any issues out. Perhaps you could continue the talk over dinner?
Meet for dinner and let her know how attractive you find her. Oh, she finds you attractive too? Well, that's great! Keep talking and learning more about one another but remember to have a good time and keep that spark going. She asks you back to her place for coffee but you politely decline. Another date then? Sure!
Remember to build the relationship with her at work as well. This is crucial and shows her that she was wrong to jump to the assumptions she'd made of you. Let her see the real you.
After several months of being in a relationship you decide it's the right time to ask her something. You want to move in with her. She cries and says yes. You find an awesome place close to work and things couldn't be any better.
Well, actually they could. Because later the next year you ask her to marry you and whilst unexpected she's deliriously happy. The wedding goes perfectly and extended family make the comments regarding the pitter patter of tiny feet. You smile knowingly but say nothing. Plenty of time to have a family later on.
It's a Wednesday and you catch yourself reflecting on how amazing your life is. You call her extension to let her know just how beautiful she is and how lucky you are.
Two fun-filled years pass. She becomes pregnant and months later gives birth to a beautiful baby girl. You name her Anne after an aunt your wife was particularly fond of and she grows up into an inquisitive child and then an intelligent and attractive young lady.
More years pass and it's almost Anne's 18th birthday. You and your wife decide to hold a surprise party for her and you contact all of her friends and all of your relatives. You hire a venue and have it professionally set up and catered. The party comes as a genuine surprise to Anne and she's delighted. During the party you take the mic and address the guests.
"Hello everyone, thanks for coming to Anne's 18th birthday party," you begin. There's a mild smatter of applause and you continue. "The reason we're here - you, me, my wife, Anne - is due to some events which happened many years ago now." You pause, watching the audience.
"My wife," you say, pointing over to her,"was a bitch when I met her." There's a nervous giggle from someone in the crowd but you ignore it, trampling over it with your next words. "A real bitch, actually. Such a bitch that I had to come up with a pretty complicated plan to get back at her."
You survey the crowd again. Incomprehension features on most faces, some are still smiling thinking this is a joke, others are looking shocked, perhaps aware of what is to come.
"I don't love her of course. Who could love a bitch like her? And Anne? I had her so that I could berate her once she was of adult age just like my bitch of a wife did to me."
There are gasps of disbelief and murmurs of discontent. You ignore this and plow on. "The whole thing was a sham. These women mean nothing to me and I have absolutely no respect for them at all. Vapid, idiotic shells passing as interesting people. And now my plan is done and I've achieved what I aimed to. I'm leaving you both," you say to your wife and daughter,"and you'll never see me again."
They're holding each other, shaking in disbelief, looking physically broken. They're crying of course and you smile, your lips stretching into a grimace which threatens to tear them apart. You lean in close and whisper, "I never, ever loved you, you disrepctful bitches."
You leave.
INCEPTION.