Department "strapline"

[Badger2003]

Hi

Im trying to come up with a catchy strapline for our busy support desk team.

We've had some good suggestions from the team but thought i'd see if the you guys could offer some inspiration.

One of our better suggestions is "Your Solution, our Support"

Cheers

 

[PiKe]

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

 

[antijoke]

"You break it, we fix it."

 

[Cuchulain]

"We're not in Bombay!"

 

[uv]

"Your business is our business"

Oh wait, that only works for toilet cleaners.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

"Hammering out your problems, quite literally pass the sledge!"

 

[kaiowas]

"We don't do corporate bull**** here."

 

[Badger2003]

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Quality - that alone has kept me in a job for years

 

[deuse]

The high chaparral- were a bunch of cowboys
or I'll have to escalate that team.

 

[geekyEd]

We make it, you break it

 

[Ucof]

We give more support than a wonderbra.

 

[AtreuS]

"you pull it, you tank it"



agh i play too much warcraft


On a serious note :

"trust us, we are professionals" <--- always good for a laugh

"Your problem, our solution... every time" <---- puke inducing but boss's love that kind of crap

"Is it plugged into a power socket on the wall? you know the white thing with three holes in it? and the switch is on?..... check for me... yes you see how your pc is coming on now!" <----

 

[PiKe]

"Putting the port, in support?

 

[Steve2000]

"HR Department"

 

[Col_M]

"It's not broken, you're just stupid"

 

[Jock Dodds]

FREE RING DINGS

 

[platypus]

We boot it.

 

[PiKe]

"It's not broken, you're just stupid"

lol, this.

 

[wordy]

"FFS not you again!"

 

[JudgeC]

"We are here to save you from yourselves"

or

"There are no such things as stupid questions, but by god there are some stupid users" (We have this on a mug in the office)