Department "strapline"

Dup · 7 Jul 2009 at 11:19

"RTFM"

"Common sense served by the bucket"

ScarySquirrel · 7 Jul 2009 at 11:23

Col_M said:
"It's not broken, you're just stupid"

Best one so far

Ben M · 7 Jul 2009 at 11:28

"Why can't any of you remember your passwords?"

LOAM · 7 Jul 2009 at 11:33

"saving porn since * "

* insert the date you started here.

Trifid · 7 Jul 2009 at 11:40

It support - browsing the OcUK forums since 1998.*

*may not be the correct date...

Sin_Chase · 7 Jul 2009 at 11:41

"Do not lie to us, we read your mail"
"Problem? Hot? I need to crawl under your desk"
"We're just like you, only better"
"Our support team killed the WonderBra star"

I'm bored

The Dread Pirate · 7 Jul 2009 at 11:43

Col_M said:
"It's not broken, you're just stupid"

100% Pure Unadulterated Win!

Jock Dodds · 7 Jul 2009 at 12:14

Sin_Chase said:
"Problem? Hot? I need to crawl under your desk"

Don't forget to say "can I just pull your drawers to one side?" because "I need to get into that box under your desk"

Ucof · 7 Jul 2009 at 12:15

lol..

I was just going to suggest:

"**** you and **** your problem."

semi-pro waster · 7 Jul 2009 at 12:51

"Don't call us, we'll call you".
"If you're having problems with internet access, please email [email protected]".
"Your problem is no problem to us".
"Support Helpdesk for Information Technology - there's an acronym in here somewhere but damned if I can see it".

Gaz1988 · 7 Jul 2009 at 14:51

"Hi Support" ?

PiKe · 7 Jul 2009 at 15:02

"You've got IT, so have we"

rsatd · 7 Jul 2009 at 15:08

Col_M said:
"It's not broken, you're just stupid"

If I start a company, that will be in the logo!

Goliath · 7 Jul 2009 at 16:03

"Yesterday's technology tomorrow."

MikeHunt79 · 7 Jul 2009 at 16:10

semi-pro waster said:
"Support Helpdesk for Information Technology - there's an acronym in here somewhere but damned if I can see it".

wonko · 7 Jul 2009 at 16:55

For a more cultured approach, how about "Quid agis, medice?"

Roughly translates as "What's up, Doc?"

Sankari · 7 Jul 2009 at 17:21

"Tell someone who cares".

el_dazza · 7 Jul 2009 at 18:19

semi-pro waster said:
"Support Helpdesk for Information Technology - there's an acronym in here somewhere but damned if I can see it".

Oh you WIN

Badger2003 · 7 Jul 2009 at 21:09

I just wish I could use half of these!!!!

Nikumba · 7 Jul 2009 at 21:39

"Your ignorance, keeps me in a job"