Poll: did someone just eat my bacon or did i not cook it?

[bushmins]

I'm sure it was here a minute ago.

 

[Lysander]

Cook off.

 

[randal]

Get cooked.

 

[Sliver]

Never put your bacon online. Some Russian hacker will always steal it !

 

[Orch]

Pigs might fly.

 

[Cleisthenes]

Pigs might fly.

 

[King Damager]

Where's a Don with an imagination to spin a twist on the poll when you need one?

kd

Where's a UB with an imagination to bother suggesting a twist on the poll when you need one?

 

[Craig1981]

*shifty eyes* I.... dont know....

>_>

<_<

 

[arknor]

rename OP to baconface please

 

[titaniumx3]

I find this offensive.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Requesting OP name change to BaconButtyBattyBoy.

 

[Biohazard]

offensivebaconfaceplz

 

[Biohazard]

Requesting OP name change to BaconButtyBattyBoy.

My bum actually hurts. Maybe this is where the bacon is.

 

[Monkeynut]

SAUERKRAUT!

 

[On Holiday]

Cooking idiot.

 

[Feek]

No bacon here, just spam.

 

[Zefan]

HA.

It's funny because they're both pork products!

 

[Wazz-1]

What the cook is this all about?

 

[Craig1981]

My bum actually hurts. Maybe this is where the bacon is.

At least you HOPE thats why...

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

HA.

It's funny because they're both pork products!

<JAWS music>

(I always imagine dons swimming around just below the surface of the water while the bathers - us - go about our day. The dons wait for their window of opportunity and BLAM! down goes the bather)