OP's interaction sounds almost word for word like a Bill Hicks routine (Which I can't link due to language, but it's the one on...well, dinosaurs).
"Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith."
"Dude, I think God put you here to test my faith."
"Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith."
"Dude, I think God put you here to test my faith."