Disposing of something absolutely disgusting (dont read while eating)

[lookitsjonno]

The maggots indicate it's already in mid decomposition so leave it be for now and dispose of it when fully dried up mid-summer in a compost bin.

 

[Salty22]

Do you have neighbors?

Yeah, it doesn't smell at all now it just looks disgusting.

punch/drill holes in bottom and allow water to drain, take to tip.
on way back from tip, get some dignity and sort your garden out.

I havent got the money to sort it, needs rotivating and clearing out. I've done 15k worth of work to the house and the garden is next on the agenda after new kitchen which takes priority for now.

Yeah photos mate

But include a loaf of hovis so that we know it's not just someone else's massive bin full of decaying dog **** soup.

Don't go fake-newsing us on this, y'know.

hahaha, i would get banned if i posted photos

 

[mjd]

I put our dog waste into our foul waste through an inspection cover and flush it through every few days. If you want to get rid of it, I would be inclined to try and site the bin near a convenient inspection point and gradually water it down. Once it's reached the 'desired consistency' punch a hole in the bin and let it drain.

 

[cheesyboy]

punch/drill holes in bottom and allow water to drain, take to tip.
on way back from tip, get some dignity and sort your garden out.

Don't think I'd fancy putting a leaky bin of dog turd in my boot, to be honest

 

[Salty22]

I put our dog waste into our foul waste through an inspection cover and flush it through every few days. If you want to get rid of it, I would be inclined to try and site the bin near a convenient inspection point and gradually water it down. Once it's reached the 'desired consistency' punch a hole in the bin and let it drain.

sounds like a good idea, i need to borrow a biohazard suit first though lol

 

[Glaucus]

Don't think I'd fancy putting a leaky bin of dog turd in my boot, to be honest

You are aware of these things called bin bags, or containers.

 

[m4rmite]

https://www.pauleecleantec.com/ash-poopie-solution
In advanced production stage - ask them if they need any material to test it on

 

[ash_scotland88]

Got a drain you can open up and pour direct into?

 

[Salty22]

Got a drain you can open up and pour direct into?

Yeah I’m thinking this is the best plan. I better stir it up a bit first so it doesn’t block the drain lol

 

[SpeedFreak]

Once every few years OCUK delivers so spectacularly that I genuinely laugh out loud. This is one of those moments

 

[godinman]

Obviously you should chuck the whole bin on a large bonfire and let it burn down. It might smell a little bit.

 

[Salty22]

Once every few years OCUK delivers so spectacularly that I genuinely laugh out loud. This is one of those moments

My wife just said "im glad ive made him happy" about your reply haha

 

[MassiveJim]

Yeah I’m thinking this is the best plan. I better stir it up a bit first so it doesn’t block the drain lol

This is probably the grimmest post i have ever read on this forum. URGH!!

 

[R3X]

http://centurygroup.co.uk/environmental/human-animal-waste-removal

http://www.midukrecycling.co.uk/compliance-legislation/animal-by-products.aspx

 

[koolpc]

Make a hot pot with it!

 

[Regy53]

Use it to plant potatoes like in the Martian

live a hippy life

 

[Dunks]

I'll never understand people who just let their dogs **** all over the garden, or why the dogs need to. When I lived with my parents and we had a dog, it'd get walked 3 times a day (morning, afternoon and evening) and he'd do his business when in the park or whatever and we'd pick it up and bin it, he never needed to (or seemingly wanted to) crap in the garden.

 

[DXP55]

You could dump it at local travelers camp - they wouldn't even notice.

 

[Burned_Alive]

Sell the house.

 

[kinobestew123]

Maybe you could drag it round the front and put a sign up for "free bovril help yourself"

Better off putting up a sign saying "Highest quality manure, £20 per bin". Some scrote will nick it thinking it has value.