crashuk said:its was cut and paste of various bits of my cv.
Thats even worse then. A quick 2 minute post that you fire off is one thing, but if that lot is directly cut n pasted from your CV then no wonder they didnt hire you.
crashuk said:its was cut and paste of various bits of my cv.
lol i get the same but for up north, then i get have you ever done logging and phone support forwarding it to the engineers, i keep say no because iam the guy the help desk call to resolve it.Robdav said:Some agencies suck, others like Deerfoot don't. Talk to Nick at deerfoot.co.uk if your looking for it work in the south oh and say I sent you![]()
I've had calls before where they bang on about how suitible i am for this or that job only to go to the interview and the guy is there recruiting for something completly different.
Also the other classic is.. where do you want to work.. I want to work in XYZ and I don't want to work in London. So about this job in london ..![]()
its was cut paste cut paste cut paste etc.. just looked like that on my post.Visage said:Thats even worse then. A quick 2 minute post that you fire off is one thing, but if that lot is directly cut n pasted from your CV then no wonder they didnt hire you.
sunama said:It might be that the job didnt actually exist and they just wanted to get people who have those skills registered onto their "books", so they have a pool of people willing to fill vacancies should vacancies arise.
crashuk said:this was for a 6 week contract.
"Site support role covering compaq hardware support and PC support, Microsoft environment, Windows 2000, XP, MS Office, service desk, back ups, ghosting, outlook 2000 and general support. You will need to be a good all rounder covering hardware and software within a Microsoft environment, the ability to work on your own and take full responsibility for delivering a quality support service."
reply "Following your recent application for the position of Desktop Support
Engineer (reference: NW1), I am writing to let you know that
unfortunately you have not been successful this time. I will keep your details on
file and be in touch when a more suitable position arises."
This is whats on my CV for different jobs
installing, imaging and setting up, PCs/laptops/servers/ PDAs /routers/ switch’s/ access points, creating internal wired/wireless secure networks for their numerous PC’s and laptops
roll out project work, windows workstation / laptops builds/software builds, de-commissioning and re-commissioning, backup images, project administration support utilising third party development staff and consultants, 1st/ 2nd analyst support, networking/ hardware/software break/fix/config, network testing, documentation of migration software Licensing and hardware invoicing 3rd parties. This involved working under pressure, tight Service Level Agreement schedules,
co-ordinating builds and desktops, Processing and raising requests, configuring desktops, laptops (Compaq and Dell) and PDAs
locutus12 said:lol, 1 rejection and your wondering why ? the I.T. sectors over staffed, there are 20 thousand technicians and front line I.T. staff who cant find work as a lot of its being moved to dusty little countrys. ive got 147 rejections here you can take a look at if you like, 67 from agencies, 45 from the council and NHS and 35 from online applications. also you have to remember that most possitions are filled internally anyway. good luck out there,
Mickey said:"Hi, im looking for a PHP/MySql developer for a few days next week, would you be able to help?" "Yes, I specialise in ESP developers and what was it? YourSql?" "No, MySql" "Yes, YourSql" *sigh*Mick.
crashuk said:this was for a 6 week contract.
"Site support role covering compaq hardware support and PC support, Microsoft environment, Windows 2000, XP, MS Office, service desk, back ups, ghosting, outlook 2000 and general support. You will need to be a good all rounder covering hardware and software within a Microsoft environment, the ability to work on your own and take full responsibility for delivering a quality support service."
reply "Following your recent application for the position of Desktop Support
Engineer (reference: NW1), I am writing to let you know that
unfortunately you have not been successful this time. I will keep your details on
file and be in touch when a more suitable position arises."
This is whats on my CV for different jobs
installing, imaging and setting up, PCs/laptops/servers/ PDAs /routers/ switch’s/ access points, creating internal wired/wireless secure networks for their numerous PC’s and laptops
roll out project work, windows workstation / laptops builds/software builds, de-commissioning and re-commissioning, backup images, project administration support utilising third party development staff and consultants, 1st/ 2nd analyst support, networking/ hardware/software break/fix/config, network testing, documentation of migration software Licensing and hardware invoicing 3rd parties. This involved working under pressure, tight Service Level Agreement schedules,
co-ordinating builds and desktops, Processing and raising requests, configuring desktops, laptops (Compaq and Dell) and PDAs
This is what most agencies do these days, they have hundreds/thousands of CV's and just scan them all for the keywords required for the job - This is why they insist on word/rtf documents. This is why they also phone you up saying they've read your CV without knowing a thing about whats written in it.eztiger said:Even worse it might be machine processed. Essentially scans all CV's for those keywords and spits out the ones that contain x% of them.
All they see is how much they'll be making out of it. If they can get un-experienced people who they think will manage the job then they can pay them less but charge you the same.Cueball said:"Do agencies know what they're doing?"
In short: no.
They are more interested in getting you on their books than anything else. I get a few agency kiddies turn up for jobs, most of them don't even meet the standards.
The classic is sending a 16 yr old kid whose experience is playing computer games all day to work for me building networks. Oh how I laughed... right up to the point where I picked up the phone and unloaded on the agency.