do I cook my cake, ice it and then eat it...

Ahleckz · 16 Sep 2011 at 00:47

If you can live with the guilt, pork the foreign totty.

PapaLazaru · 16 Sep 2011 at 00:50

[FnG]magnolia;20080744 said:
I believe the OP is going out with a girl whose breasts are each bigger than her head whilst also being a size 6 or something.

Perhaps he has concussion

She has amazing proportions.

Mr_White · 16 Sep 2011 at 00:51

FNGsam said:
do I cook my cake, ice it and then eat it....

JayMax · 16 Sep 2011 at 00:54

Vague rambling thread.
Either his at home GF is back in Blighty and about to get made airtight by some guys in a bar?
Or he's out travelling with some female friend who has ditched him as she's about to get made airtight?
Whichever way, OP seems to be getting nothing, OcUK stylee

shifty_uk · 16 Sep 2011 at 00:57

Has the postman delivery?

RopAyy · 16 Sep 2011 at 01:03

Where has the OP gone, i want clarification on whose been glazed tonight or how well his defending of this girls bakery is going?

TheVoice · 16 Sep 2011 at 01:12

shifty_uk said:
Has the postman delivery?

Only in the snow.

Lightnix · 16 Sep 2011 at 01:21

Yes, icing the cake before putting it in the oven tends to cause issues. Although admittedly cake mix can taste pretty nice (be warned, the raw eggs might give you issues if you're unlucky). You might want to sample it, cook it, ice it and eat it.

Metaphor? I think not.

Jono8 · 16 Sep 2011 at 01:22

I would cook your cake, and then ice it, eat it, babe, watch it, turn it, leave it, stop, format it.

Lightnix · 16 Sep 2011 at 01:22

Jono8 said:
I would cook your cake, and then ice it, eat it, babe, watch it, turn it, leave it, stop, format it.

I think you need to reinstall your cake.

Stretch · 16 Sep 2011 at 01:46

So there was a cake, bar, gf and icing. What's not to like?

Tribune · 16 Sep 2011 at 02:24

Iceing..MMMmmmmmmmm. Not going to lick your bowl though.

LOAM · 16 Sep 2011 at 05:20

Bar+traveling+alcohol+girl = it's a man

Stewy · 16 Sep 2011 at 05:27

lolwut?

bhavv · 16 Sep 2011 at 05:37

Amazing that OCUK members can actually top the lolwut / I dont even of the Gorden Ramsey's Porn Dwarf Double Found Dead in Badger Den thread.

^TANK^ · 16 Sep 2011 at 05:49

Tonyator · 16 Sep 2011 at 06:08

Seriously disappointed this isn't actually about cake

Broken Hope · 16 Sep 2011 at 07:13

Tonyator said:
Seriously disappointed this isn't actually about cake

The cake is a lie.

Begbie · 16 Sep 2011 at 07:18

This makes sense.

Travelling where?

Smash it, is nearly always the answer.

bhavv · 16 Sep 2011 at 07:45

FNGsam said:
I have no intention to sleep/do other ocuk things to her, i have a gf and intend to keep it that way..