Do I have a right to moan?

Go over and just say that it's causing you an issue getting in and out of your drive. No need for anything underhand.

Alternatively, if you are not the talking type, the next time she goes out then park another car (borrow a mates 2nd car or something) to park in the same place, or park your car there.
 
go over there and tell the daughter there is something wrong/broken on the car.

get her over the bonnett......:rolleyes:......all the while slapping her, and beg to never do it again,

or just have a chat to sort it out, sure she will be fine about it :D
 
Move your house brick by brick two feet further to the left. You may need to acquire the correct planning permissions from your local council and you may need to move all of the houses on your street to ensure that everyone is happy but all that obviously seems much less work than having to actually converse with a neighbor about something as taboo as moving a car. The horror.

Alternatively murder her whole family and eat their corpses, you can then park your large car on their driveway and enjoy delicious human flesh for the coming months, remember! its BBQ season!
 
I realise it is annoying when people park outside your house but it is a free road I am afraid. Whilst I don't agree with this that is the way it is. With a bit of luck someone will bash the car and drive off if is parked in a stupid place.

You (or your friends) doing anything will do nothing put spark a falling out. Just speak to them and ask nicely :).
 
I'd go with having a word with one of them but using the "I really don't want me/my wife to end up damaging the car by accident" angle.

It is rather annoying but the streets aren't built for so many cars. A mechanic across the road from us can have 3 cars at any one time on the road and 2 in his drive, makes reversing a pain for my dad but I just manage to avoid it :)

Most of the quiter streets can have 10 cars on the road on one side, then 10 on the other further up like a massive chicane.
 
I'm sure she would move it if you asked her properly.

Failing that you can put Jam on the windscreen wipers and butter mixed with honey under
all the door handles and olive oil on the tires, that should be fun to watch lol.
 
Jonny ///M said:
I'd go with having a word with one of them but using the "I really don't want my wife to end up damaging the car by accident when she escapes from the kitchen on the odd occassion" angle.
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Fixed, that ought to make you sound more alpha. A mans man. You'll be taken seriously now.
 
Seeing this a lot more now, notice a battle in the street with a old chap that gets up crack of dawn and parks his merc estate on the side of his house, which runs into the street I live in, he does not even officially live in the street his drive backs on to it, but thinks he owns the road near his house, lad in the same street with him recently got a job so brings how a works van and this guy will do anything to stop him LEGALLY parking it on the road.

Kicked off a few times, which is joke because the old chap use to park his works van in the same spot when he was working for JCB before he got injured at work and went on sick.

Literally no community spirit anymore in private estates.
 
Get some of those furniture moving castor plates, get some mates round and lift the wheels onto them, then roll it to her front door and ask , "If she minds that you didn't want to damage the car, so you bought it over out of the way for her"
 
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