Do i man up?

Marshstyles · 3 Mar 2011 at 00:45

lol at some of these post xD

steve-h · 3 Mar 2011 at 00:51

doddsy105 said:
Well i asked, and now im going round to hers , update in the morning . wish me luck

Gee · 3 Mar 2011 at 01:41

^TANK^ said:
Lets assume the female equivalent of a hard on .

"a tazered, twitching piece of liver"

Nix · 3 Mar 2011 at 02:08

Remember: don't get it in the eyes.

Tonyator · 3 Mar 2011 at 03:13

A few lines that might help you out...

"Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"

"Does this drink taste of rohypnol to you?"

"Do you know what rohypnol tastes like?"
"No"
"Oh can I get you a drink then?"

MikeHunt79 · 3 Mar 2011 at 04:19

^TANK^ said:

Love it!

Curio · 3 Mar 2011 at 05:49

You know he's going to come back and say "we stayed up all night and talked....it was great" :rolleyes:

Saundie · 3 Mar 2011 at 07:28

Jokester said:
Give her a chocolate orange, I hear that does the trick.

You need to make sure that all the segments are intact, and that there is no superficial damage to the packaging.

Cosimo · 3 Mar 2011 at 07:32

doddsy105 said:
Well i asked, and now im going round to hers , update in the morning . wish me luck

How was your night of passion?

coltpython3 · 3 Mar 2011 at 08:08

i call 8AM "morning". where is our update????!!! ^^

if the OP is in bed with this girl right now im going to be soo proud *sob *sob*

[TW]Sponge · 3 Mar 2011 at 09:41

One of our own has 'loved it long time'. Need details my friend.

jakejacob0 · 3 Mar 2011 at 09:42

get in there

Greebo · 3 Mar 2011 at 09:53

The very least the OP could do is update via his mobile from the said girls bed.

Cosimo · 3 Mar 2011 at 10:13

Greebo said:
The very least the OP could do is update via his mobile from the said girls bed.

"Sorry babe, I'm just going to send GD an update, say cheese."

Skidder · 3 Mar 2011 at 10:16

Update please.......let GD decide whether she is a **** or a prude!

NeverWinter · 3 Mar 2011 at 10:20

Greebo said:
Don't do it. She seems all nice and fun now but in a short time she will show her true colours and you will come home to your bunny boiling on the stove. Delete her from FB and move on.

I believe you have been emotionally scarred.

Casdawer · 3 Mar 2011 at 10:23

We demand an update!

Embed · 3 Mar 2011 at 10:44

He's not replied yet, so he hasn't been kicked out yet.

The signs are good!

Dirty pasty smasher.

MattyK · 3 Mar 2011 at 11:22

Tonyator said:
A few lines that might help you out...

"Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"

"Does this drink taste of rohypnol to you?"

"Do you know what rohypnol tastes like?"
"No"
"Oh can I get you a drink then?"

Unless he took the last part of the above advice and drank the wrong drink...?
Could be waking up any moment now with an orange ball gag in mouth & cuffed up to bed railings.

Although I'm going to remain optimistic for you mate!

Mr Krugga · 3 Mar 2011 at 11:26

Inb4 OP couldn't find her house.