Poll: Do you face towards or away from the shower head?

[james.miller]

Face away...why would you face a stream of gushing water into your face?

Sure if you only wash your back I guess lol

 

[Reality|Bites]

I bought that tea tree shower gel once as I'd heard it made your balls tingle...nothing happened.

Who pees in the shower and who holds it till they get out?

 

[builder22]

Who pees in the shower and who holds it till they get out?

I worked at a call centre late 90's - used to have team meetings every month or whatever it was...remember an entire meeting consisted of discussing peeing in the shower because that had happened in Big Brother that week - I hated that job man

I **** in the shower btw - the water noise helps

 

[watercooledman]

Both ways I thought that was normal

 

[Narj]

Peeing in the shower is probably more acceptable now as it saves water and is therefore more environmentally friendly.

 

[Deleted User 298457]

I bought that tea tree shower gel once as I'd heard it made your balls tingle...nothing happened.

Who pees in the shower and who holds it till they get out?

If you're holding it till you get out then you are a massive loser.

Edit: Same rule for number 2 but 50/50 depending on viscosity

 

[JohnG7]

away...sometimes leaning back to get the stream to the face, then remove shower head for final rinse

e: probably Kylie Minogue-ing it too when I think about it

You unscrew the shower head, guessing you use the hose to give yourself a colonic irrigation?

 

[arknor]

Face away...why would you face a stream of gushing water into your face?

towards it when I was my front and away from it when I'm washing my back :S

if your not struggling to breathe the steams too dry, turn the heat up

Who pees in the shower and who holds it till they get out?

It's good health to pee on your feet and it all gets washed away anyway.

pour some dilluty juice in the shower and watch how fast it disapears

 

[Angilion]

I'll be the oddball again...I prefer neither. I lather and scrub and then hold the shower head and move it around to rinse off. Other than that, the shower head's on the floor either spraying my feet or none of me.

yeah both ways, then I put it onto jet spray, bend over and pull my cheeks apart...like everyone else.

The question you should be asking is...Do you wash your face with the same sponge after you've just scrubbed your balls with it? I use a massage sponge and give them a good scratch.

I wash them by hand first, then rinse, then wash them again when I wash the rest of me. I use a net rather than a sponge. I like the slight scrubbiness of a net. Is scrubbiness a word? Well, it is now. I wash my face by hand, so your question doesn't really apply.

When washing your legs, do you bend over to wash them or lift them up one at a time?

Bend to wash to ankles, lift up one at a time to wash feet. I'm going to put a sturdy handhold in there. My balance is fine now, but it won't always be.

Do you bring two bottles into the shower or just wash and go?

I used to bring 3 - shower gel, shampoo, conditioner. Sometimes 4, if I was doing something else with my hair. But that was when I had waist length hair. That takes a lot of care. Since I shaved it down to a few mm, I just take 1 bottle - shower gel. Although I'm hairy enough to consider using shampoo instead.

I spin around.

Like a record?

 

[builder22]

You unscrew the shower head, guessing you use the hose to give yourself a colonic irrigation?

it's no called Mira Sport for the fun of it

 

[Graetzbridge]

Upside down, of course........................

 

[Ugley_Matt]

towards it when I was my front and away from it when I'm washing my back :S

if your not struggling to breathe the steams too dry, turn the heat up

It's good health to pee on your feet and it all gets washed away anyway.

pour some dilluty juice in the shower and watch how fast it disapears

Alan? Is that you?

 

[Deleted User 298457]

I'll be the oddball again...I prefer neither. I lather and scrub and then hold the shower head and move it around to rinse off. Other than that, the shower head's on the floor either spraying my feet or none of me.

Mods, ban this guy

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

I brush my teeth in the shower

I never thought about doing that, but I have been shaving in the shower for years. Poor eyesight so I don't need to use a mirror.

 

[Reality|Bites]

your balls?

 

[randomshenans]

Always facing the shower head.

This is my go to, but can be known to turn to rinse and wash, but then back to shower in my face again.

 

[TurtleTwo]

I do a handstand and let the jet flow into my orifice and give myself a diy colonic irrigation.

 

[Reality|Bites]

also good if you've ran out of loo roll and it's the middle of the night.

 

[Reality|Bites]

 

[Angilion]

You are the Great Cornholio and I claim my £5!