Do you have a zombie plan?

meh, have crossbow tucked away along with a longbow, be nice to get some proper sport.

other than that just set the wife on them, (angry weegie) zombies wouldn't last five minutes
 
Take car, go to Mum's, kill Phil (sorry), grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over
 
We have this disscusion many a time at work. I work in Morrisons and if we had the "slow" zombies we would survive for some time.

1. Lock the revolving doors. Let the shutters down on the big ground floor windows. Make sure the wherehouse yard is locked and secure, thus giving us freedom to move outside and get ontop of the roof to check large areas.

2. Hopfully there would be a delivery at invasion time. That way we would have transport in a large lorry. Drive it to the Petrol station and fashion some sort of flame thrower using the pumps and flame them from the petrol station roof.

3.The food in the store would last 100 staff roughly a year or so. Water would be a problem once invasion reaches its highest due to the lack of services so bottled water and fruit juice would be consumed. Booze as last resort.

4. theres lots of people who work there that have good craftmans skills so making weapons would be easy..

lots more to say but you get the jist.
 
You know I almost want a zombie epicdemic to occur, simply because it would be so much fun going around in shops...etc taking what you want when you want, building your own fortress and crafting your own weaponary. It'd be SO much fun!
 
I'd hit them with my keyboard, that'll teach'em.

In reality, probably head to the coast get on a boat, bring some fishing stuff? And do a google on how to remove salt from sea water.
 
No matter where i was i would:
1)ring family and best friends.. get them to meet!
2)get supplies food weapons etc
3)head towards where i work (A Dock)
4)get on the first ship out of the country!
 
Me and a friend made a nearly 1000 word document saying exactly what we would do, i think he may have it still, i know i dont :(

Yes we were VERY bored!
 
Outbreak...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6990913.stm

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So.... who is starting to think that they might need to purchase Zombie bashing weapons yet?

I personally think it would be cool.... but im sure the fun would wear off when you realise you have to rebuild the country :p
 
If I was in morrisons, I'd shut the main doors and let the revolving doors run... first of all :

1) Only a few zombies come in at a time (making it easier to kill them)
2) Its super easy to stop at any time (just wedge something so it can't rotate)
3) You *always* guarantee a way out.

either way, I'd recommend you watch this : http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badidea
 
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