Does anyone else find guffing irrationally hilarious?

[thebennyboy]

Farting is perfectly natural. Might as well just laugh it off.

 

[TommyV]

farting is life, farting is love

 

[Digital X]

If you want a proper good'un, sit on the side of the bath with a wet backside. Slightly leaning forward.

 

[mrk]

Just don't let one rip in the elevator at work when you're alone, only to have a colleague waiting to get on board as the doors open and you make your exit.

 

[Caged]

Just don't let one rip in the elevator at work when you're alone, only to have a colleague waiting to get on board as the doors open and you make your exit.

Actually that sounds like the perfect time to drop one. Extra points if it sits at a low level for long enough so that the doors close before your victim realises what they've just walked into.

 

[itchy]

A good few Guinness and a sausage dinner and call me chemical Ally.

They slow, hot and silent with a 20ft radius if not more and take along time to dissipate.

The gas is heavy and it lies close to the ground, the kids and cats usually drop first.

 

[Hades]

Just don't let one rip in the elevator at work when you're alone, only to have a colleague waiting to get on board as the doors open and you make your exit.

This actually works out quite well. Not only does the victim suffer the bombshell but they then worry that the next person to enter the lift thinks it's them that deployed it.

 

[arc@css]

What more can I say!

Le Petomane

Leonard Rossiter made a film about that.

 

[Tefal]

The ones in the bath are the best,you hear them bubble up to the surface then get to enjoy the sweet aroma

why do they smell so much worse after bubling thrugh water though?

 

[McBain]

Of course it's funny, it's the fart game.

 

[itchy]

why do they smell so much worse after bubling thrugh water though?

I think the water adds a sweet ting to them, hotter the water the sweeter the smell.

 

[chaparral]

why do they smell so much worse after bubling thrugh water though?

Maybe because it bubbles up right in front of your nose

Plus most bathrooms are very small and normally the door also shut..

 

[dunker]

after 40+ it becomes a little fun? guessing game, is this a fart? is it? oh thank god don't need to have a wash and change my undies

 

[Jaskaran]

Farting has always been funny, especially in our family when our dad flatulates the loudest.

 

[itchy]

after 40+ it becomes a little fun? guessing game, is this a fart? is it? oh thank god don't need to have a wash and change my undies

^^^ PMSL!

Left a few boxer shorts in the pub toilet and am only 43!

 

[SonniLombardi]

What more can I say!

Le Petomane

lol he was a French flatulist (professional farter) "fartomaniac"

I've heard it all now.

My old mate used to cup his hand over his farts and then hadoken them into his birds face.

 

[spoffle]

If you want a proper good'un, sit on the side of the bath with a wet backside. Slightly leaning forward.

You've gone toot far now.

 

[Caged]

Plastic bucket chairs are great as well

 

[Mynight]

I'd love to know the medical reasons behind that phenomenon.

Probably something to do with the diameter of your backside opening whilst passing gas.

I assume it's like a whistle .

As for farts smelling worse in the bath I wonder if down to the heat of a bath opening your sinuses more giving you a greater sense of smell :/.

 

[mattmos]

Had me in tears