Does anyone else find guffing irrationally hilarious?

^^^ PMSL! :D

Left a few boxer shorts in the pub toilet and am only 43! :eek: :D

This, it could be said, is erring a little on the side of "too much information" :p

As for thread, I don't find farts funny 99% of the time.

But belching is never funny. Belching is always completely gross. Farting is a little better in that regard.
 
This, it could be said, is erring a little on the side of "too much information" :p

As for thread, I don't find farts funny 99% of the time.

But belching is never funny. Belching is always completely gross. Farting is a little better in that regard.

Every living being on the planet needs to flatulate, its just life like breathing.

A fart is a fart tuff if it stinks, don't forget we are just clever animals with thumbs. :D

I hate all the prejudice about peoples bodily functions, we just all the same no matter colour of skin or attitude. Same **** different day.

We just clever animals that's it. ;)
 
Between three of us at work we have farting competitions but the problem is, nobody really wins as you're just left with a room that smells of death and poop.

I also get the giggles bad when i'm in a public loo and the people in the other cubicles have the farts really badly, I swear i've almost cried laughing.
 
Actually that sounds like the perfect time to drop one. Extra points if it sits at a low level for long enough so that the doors close before your victim realises what they've just walked into.

Perfection! Bonus points awarded if the victim has to endure your gift for more than 5 floors.
 
Yesterday a woman in M&S gave me a filthy look for asking to get past her, as she was standing right in the middle of a narrow isle. Once past her I dropped my guts and stood near to her to let it get some decent air time.

I had a chili chicken masala the night before too. That'll learn her.
 
When I'm dieting for a show or just to cut down, I cut all eggs out my diet. But on my off season they go back in and I eat 6-7 a day.

For the first week or two after I add them back in, the gas that I produce is pretty awful. Nothing funny about those
 
stealth farts in public places and blaming someone else is always going to be epic and funny, irrespective of how old you are.

I love letting a sneaky SBD out then looking at the nearest person to me in disgust - even better if you don't know them
 
In the right circumstances yes, it's mildly amusing.
If someone farted in my face as I have seen happen to others over the years, I would gladly break whomever dished it out...I consider that fair.
 
It is funny in a car because people are trapped. It's even funnier when people don't think it's funny and get all serious about it like you just destroyed their day. I've known a few people, especially at work who didn't find it funny. One guy used to get super annoyed when I farted at work.
 
lol he was a French flatulist (professional farter) "fartomaniac"

I've heard it all now.

My old mate used to cup his hand over his farts and then hadoken them into his birds face.

I remember reading a while ago that there used to be a Bar in Paris called "Le Pet Diable"

That is a pretty damn good name for a boozerama!
 
it's all very funny until someone gets asphyxiated!!

http://www.ronsonwriter.com/content/view/69/9/

Sorry, I simply do not believe that!

6 Litres of Gas??

The Man would have been in absolute agony well before his internal gas loading got anywhere near that.

(I had a VC a couple of years ago, that involved me being pumped up a bit. They used nowhere near than amount of Gas and it bloody hurt I can tell you!)
 
Sorry, I simply do not believe that!

6 Litres of Gas??

The Man would have been in absolute agony well before his internal gas loading got anywhere near that.

(I had a VC a couple of years ago, that involved me being pumped up a bit. They used nowhere near than amount of Gas and it bloody hurt I can tell you!)

yea it certainly does seem far fetched, but hilarious read all the same!

Outside the court, an emotional and weary Mr Flannery said, "I am truly very sorry for what I did to my wife, and living with the guilt of what I done is punishment enough. I just hope that others will learn from my mistake. I swear, I will never, ever fart in a woman's face again. At least, not in private."

that alone is comedy gold! :D




RIP to his missus though! :(
 
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