Does chip board burn?

Mr.Orb · 3 Aug 2006 at 16:19

tom26 said:
I will leave it outside until I can figure out what to do with it.

Borris said:
Your local council should be able to remove it for you, and dispose of it with slighly more regard for the environment. Give them a call to find out.

badgermonkey · 3 Aug 2006 at 16:19

Mr.Orb said:
Someone didn't read the thread

Did

Read that he couldnt get them down there afterwards

Put them out with the recycling?

William · 3 Aug 2006 at 16:19

fanger said:
Make holes in your pockets and everytime you go out fill them and shake the chipboard down the inside of your trousers. This way you can safely AND SECRETLY dispose of the evidence that YOU HAVE HAD CHIP BOARD IN YOUR HOUSE!!!

Don't let Ikea hear you, they will hire their furniture assasin, Handy Andy who will savage your period oak and pine furniture and replace with good old modern MDF and pine effect veneer and maybe a splash of lime green paint.

badgermonkey · 3 Aug 2006 at 16:20

The NASA posts are enough to make this thread worthy of my 4 star rating

fanger · 3 Aug 2006 at 16:24

William said:
Don't let Ikea hear you, they will hire their furniture assasin, Handy Andy who will savage your period oak and pine furniture and replace with good old modern MDF and pine effect veneer and maybe a splash of lime green paint.

I can handle the pine effect, even the MDF but no, no

...not the lime green paint

El Gringo · 3 Aug 2006 at 16:24

tom26 said:
Didn't realise it had loads of toxic glue in it looks like I will leave it outside until I can figure out what to do with it.

Haahaa, this made me smile, the OP is trooping on with his original question while serious conversation breaks down around him. Nice

tom26 · 3 Aug 2006 at 16:28

It's all very well saying that about the local council but Kirklees really are rubbish and it'll probably take them a few weeks to come and pick it up.

P.S someone's got to keep the thread on track

Visage · 3 Aug 2006 at 16:29

Borris said:
It's common knowlege that the support struts were made from balsa.

The structural weakness of airfix glue / balsa combination led to the breaking away of the ply insulation.

Don't you know anything?

He's right you know.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Guillows-NASA-S...11898952QQihZ016QQcategoryZ1194QQcmdZViewItem

My apologies. I shall never doubt you again.

Brizzles · 3 Aug 2006 at 16:30

fanger said:
Wait a minute...I work for Airfix and I can tell you we were not consulted about ANY of our products being used in the NASA Space Shuttle programs.

I'm going to investigate these claims immediately.

During our stringant testing we had to narrow our adhesive materails down to 2.

Sadly Airfix failed to meet the required requirments for our mission.

Of the final two , Bostik , proved very sticky and was going to be the final choice.

But as CEO of the Adhesive department my decission was final and i went for PlayDoe.

I thought you had received this Email report before.

Be assured i will consider Airfix in the future.

Cheers,

Mark

NASA*

*Not Atall Safe Aviation

Mark

fanger · 3 Aug 2006 at 16:39

mrdbristol said:
During our stringant testing we had to narrow our adhesive materails down to 2.

Sadly Airfix failed to meet the required requirments for our mission.

Of the final two , Bostik , proved very sticky and was going to be the final choice.

But as CEO of the Adhesive department my decission was final and i went for PlayDoe.

I thought you had received this Email report before.

Be assured i will consider Airfix in the future.

Cheers,

Mark

NASA*

*Not Atall Safe Aviation

Mark

I can tell you that I recieved no such communication either through our Research Dept or Scientific Studies Dept.

Had I recieved a communication I would have had the chance to show you some examples of our work in the Space Reserach Programs of various countries.
An example I show below:

meggy-vengeance · 3 Aug 2006 at 16:41

Christ you've been a member of this forum for a year and a half and you don't know that you should just KILL IT WITH FIRE already?

Zip · 3 Aug 2006 at 16:41

meggy-vengeance said:
Christ you've been a member of this forum for a year and a half and you don't know that you should just KILL IT WITH FIRE already?

Is that you Zefan?

Brizzles · 3 Aug 2006 at 17:07

fanger said:
I can tell you that I recieved no such communication either through our Research Dept or Scientific Studies Dept.

Had I recieved a communication I would have had the chance to show you some examples of our work in the Space Reserach Programs of various countries.

The Email was sent and verified by your research/janitorial dept.

If you persist in this type of liablous communication , then, as soon as they are sober i will post bail to my team of lawyers.

Extract from my laboratory report is conclussive ;

" Dear CEO,

Following the sticking paper cups to the wall test.

Results are as follows :

Airfix - Small tube , quite smelly.

Bostik - Good nozzle , mild odour.

PlayDoe - Handy tub , very pliable , keep fresh lid ( handy for next mission) , good variety of colours , option of sausage factory update."

My decision was based on the possible upgrade to sausage factory status and hopefully full " Mr.Potato Head " technology.

We spend billions in our research and comments like yours will only underpin the safety of space travel.

Cheers,

Mark , CEO Adhesive , NASA.

Zefan · 5 Aug 2006 at 01:56

Zip said:
Is that you Zefan?

Yes... shush

meggy-vengeance · 5 Aug 2006 at 02:03

YOU on my account!!!
Tut Zefan!
Burn it along with Zefan

Raikiri · 5 Aug 2006 at 02:06

Zefan just has a split personally doesnt he... there is no meggy

dun · 5 Aug 2006 at 02:13

You could have burnt the lot of it and be done with it by now. If i were you id wait until someone on the forum clears up any confusion. But as im not i would have burnt it

Zefan · 5 Aug 2006 at 02:13

Raikiri said:
Zefan just has a split personally doesnt he... there is no meggy

SHUSH!!!!