Where are you from?The other thing - It should be blatantly obvious that someone was home as there are four cars on the driveway.
These lot have got to have a real gusto for thieving if the four cars & CCTV camera on the house didn't put them off - It would me...
Anyway, did you lay in the back of your car and take a picture?!![]()
No, I didn't want them cottoning on if they drove past again so I made it look like I was going through my boot.
Put poo all over all your door hands on the house and the caravan so that when they try and get in you can hear them say "awh what?! My hand is all covered in ****" then you can use your ninja skills to get up in the middle of the night with your baseball bat, jump from the top floor onto them and crack their skulls open!
That's what I'd do.
Put poo all over all your door hands on the house and the caravan so that when they try and get in you can hear them say "awh what?! My hand is all covered in ****" then you can use your ninja skills to get up in the middle of the night with your baseball bat, jump from the top floor onto them and crack their skulls open!
That's what I'd do.
Why did you not ask what he (they) were doing?
Why did you not ask what he (they) were doing?
Because I was naked at the time.