BEST. THREAD. EVER!
I am at my desk chuckling away. The " are you in the boot of your car comment " made me leave my desk.
But, was he still naked.
Still there, yep.
The ones that turned up with him today were most definately ******, adidas tracksuit bottoms tucked into socks with a hoody.
Fetching outfits.
Why do they tuck their trousers into their socks, can't they dress themselves?
Why do they tuck their trousers into their socks, can't they dress themselves?
Can someone precis for me please?
The guy knocked on the caravan to see if anyone was in there.
OP has been two steps behind, pikes have been hiding under his bed, proceeded to defecate on OP's pillows and made escape with his caravan by sheer will and determination. OP has left the country in shame.
Motor Mover, we back the caravan up the drive past the jeep then run the jeep down past it, then run the van forward again, hitch up and then back it onto the road.
This is the setup we have to answer the query someone asked about it being outside our garden, you can just see the front of the saxo at the other side of the fence.
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