Does this behaviour seem odd to anyone else?

Well this thread certainly took a very strange turn.

OP - I am glad that you weren't robbed and murdered in the night. God bless.
 
Having watched the video I still find it very suspicious
The black Zafira at the start that creeps past having a look I swear it goes past again a couple minutes into it just after the guy has knocked and is out of sight.
And the arguing with his girlfriend looks staged and she even has a sneaky look down the path at one point.
It's not normal behaviour and notice the way there's a Vauxhall Zafira, then a Signum picks them up then u say a Corsa turned up today. ****** love there Vauxhalls and he is dressed like one.
I still think he would have tried something if u would have answered the door! Just keep your caravan blocked in for a week or so and keep an eye on the cctv for any of them cars coming back
 
The ones that turned up with him today were most definately ******, adidas tracksuit bottoms tucked into socks with a hoody.

Fetching outfits.

Why do they tuck their trousers into their socks, can't they dress themselves?
 
The broken down car was a decoy. Now you've assumed that's all he was there for and you'll let your guard down. Next thing you know you're chained to a radiator with a pineapple up your bum.
 
Send this person
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The ones that turned up with him today were most definately ******, adidas tracksuit bottoms tucked into socks with a hoody.

Fetching outfits.

Why do they tuck their trousers into their socks, can't they dress themselves?

I've often seen this when they ride push bikes, so they don't catch their trouser leg in the cog and rip them.
 
Why do they tuck their trousers into their socks, can't they dress themselves?

It's the catch poops. They don't wear diapers because they tell their mum they're "too old" for them.

Ultimately they still do poops in their trousers but don't want to be caught out in public with a wee turtle head poking out the bottom of their trouser leg.

Fact.
 
To me it seemed they have broken down,
guy doesn't know what to do,
missus orders him to knock on the door,
guy doesn't know what to do or ask for,
no answer,
guy goes back, girlfriend sends to back to knock on the caravan in case someone is in there (I can imagine it being asked as daft as it sounds)
guy is just generally a numpty on what to do in the situation.

The car is clearly knocking on abit and not in good condition, if it was a car with a tow I would be more worried. Yes they look dodgy from appearances but if they were planning something why leave a car with a trace back to them? and with vicky pollard stood in the street? Why pretend to have a broken down car so they could walk into your drive to nose around? that causes more attention than someone say walking by and slipping into your drive dropping leaflets off and having a nose about.

The guy knocked on the caravan to see if anyone was in there. They have genuinely broken down.

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OP has been two steps behind, pikes have been hiding under his bed, proceeded to defecate on OP's pillows and made escape with his caravan by sheer will and determination. OP has left the country in shame.

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OP has been two steps behind, pikes have been hiding under his bed, proceeded to defecate on OP's pillows and made escape with his caravan by sheer will and determination. OP has left the country in shame.

The only thing which could happen.

OP I suggest plastic bags, cover everything which poop could soak into, things could get messy, very messy indeed.
 
Motor Mover, we back the caravan up the drive past the jeep then run the jeep down past it, then run the van forward again, hitch up and then back it onto the road.

This is the setup we have to answer the query someone asked about it being outside our garden, you can just see the front of the saxo at the other side of the fence.




i think the op is mistaken they are not after the caravans but the motors in front off the caravans sorry to say.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BofS2n99AFY

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